As a Friend, As an Old Enemy
Holy fuck, English as it was spoken in the 14th century, is so fucking awesome. I wanna learn to speak it.
Please don't be lame, new grad students ;.; Now that I'm dormless, you guys are my only hope for new friends :D
My co-sandwich-maker at BK is going to jail next week for a buncha crimes including falsely reporting GTA. Seekonk is so fucking white trash...
I halucinate the smell of BK and make myself sick lol.
I'm now permitted to drive in MA again :D Yay :D So basically Ive got 2 more shots at passing the road test... 'cause then I'ma change my residency to MD so i get in-state tuition in a year or two. Yay. My new strategy for road test- borrow father's itty-bitty ass Toyota and take test in Attleboro w/ its way-bigger-than-Taunton roads/not-as-scary/disgruntled-looking state po po. So mb it'll work this time? According to chick at RMV, I'll most likely not have to paralell park. Apparently, statey just "takes you around the block". Though, of course I'll prolly still be peeing my pants. So yeah, in about 2 weeks I get to go try to not fail my bum bum off. I keep telling myslef itll be ok. Everyone passes their road test eventually. I've never heard of anyone failing n fauling n just being unable to pass. So we'll see. I guess it'd be nice to have my liscence so i can go wherever n stuff. But then again, I don't really go too far o.o O well.
I want plastic surgery.
Whoopi Goldberg was in a commercial for a car dealer down the street from me. I feel so much closer to the stars. Now dont ask me why she was in a
poor-quality commercial for a small business in RI...
Speking of famousness, one of my future Latin professors was on TV talking about Romans n shit. It was cool. I can totally suck up now n quote her to her mwahaha...
Speaking of professors, um... this online thing i joined automatically sent stuff to everyone onmy e-mail contact list... including like, all the profs... lol It wasnt a bad thing, theyre just gonna be like "wow, jen is queer" lol. And I feel really ridiculous lol.
Anyway, I saw the chocolate movie today o.o It was really, really demented. But awesome :D He acted scarily like Michael Jackson o.o;
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"I don't trust you, you put your seed in my daughter's belly."
"But Paaa.."
"you're lucky you're my brother too or else I'd kill you."
"Please don't call me a nigger, not all black people are alike." -one of
2 black ppl at BK.
Me: SHE HATES ME! WAAAAAAAAAAAH
ELvin: lol, shut up, she loves you, ok daniela 2.0?
Me:
im daniela 2.0 now bc elvin said so lol
Lesley: whaaat! why d he say that. no one can match daniela in her
daniela-ness
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Your Summer Anthem is Best Of You by the Foo Fighters
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Your a dumb fat prep you dont even deserve a
picture and yes i am a
horrible person i dont
like you either so blah
Which fairy moon beam are you?
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"Demand not that I be equal to the best, but better than the wicked." -
Seneca
Please don't be lame, new grad students ;.; Now that I'm dormless, you guys are my only hope for new friends :D
My co-sandwich-maker at BK is going to jail next week for a buncha crimes including falsely reporting GTA. Seekonk is so fucking white trash...
I halucinate the smell of BK and make myself sick lol.
I'm now permitted to drive in MA again :D Yay :D So basically Ive got 2 more shots at passing the road test... 'cause then I'ma change my residency to MD so i get in-state tuition in a year or two. Yay. My new strategy for road test- borrow father's itty-bitty ass Toyota and take test in Attleboro w/ its way-bigger-than-Taunton roads/not-as-scary/disgruntled-looking state po po. So mb it'll work this time? According to chick at RMV, I'll most likely not have to paralell park. Apparently, statey just "takes you around the block". Though, of course I'll prolly still be peeing my pants. So yeah, in about 2 weeks I get to go try to not fail my bum bum off. I keep telling myslef itll be ok. Everyone passes their road test eventually. I've never heard of anyone failing n fauling n just being unable to pass. So we'll see. I guess it'd be nice to have my liscence so i can go wherever n stuff. But then again, I don't really go too far o.o O well.
I want plastic surgery.
Whoopi Goldberg was in a commercial for a car dealer down the street from me. I feel so much closer to the stars. Now dont ask me why she was in a
poor-quality commercial for a small business in RI...
Speking of famousness, one of my future Latin professors was on TV talking about Romans n shit. It was cool. I can totally suck up now n quote her to her mwahaha...
Speaking of professors, um... this online thing i joined automatically sent stuff to everyone onmy e-mail contact list... including like, all the profs... lol It wasnt a bad thing, theyre just gonna be like "wow, jen is queer" lol. And I feel really ridiculous lol.
Anyway, I saw the chocolate movie today o.o It was really, really demented. But awesome :D He acted scarily like Michael Jackson o.o;
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"I don't trust you, you put your seed in my daughter's belly."
"But Paaa.."
"you're lucky you're my brother too or else I'd kill you."
"Please don't call me a nigger, not all black people are alike." -one of
2 black ppl at BK.
Me: SHE HATES ME! WAAAAAAAAAAAH
ELvin: lol, shut up, she loves you, ok daniela 2.0?
Me:
im daniela 2.0 now bc elvin said so lol
Lesley: whaaat! why d he say that. no one can match daniela in her
daniela-ness
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Your a dumb fat prep you dont even deserve a
picture and yes i am a
horrible person i dont
like you either so blah
Which fairy moon beam are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
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"Demand not that I be equal to the best, but better than the wicked." -
Seneca