Snagged from facebook...except I erased the whole "Post this or you'll get bad luck!" parts XD
My comments are in italics. Warning: Contents are full of stupidity.
.:TAURUS The Tramp I just realized that both my wife and boyfriend are Tauruses...I'm doomed.
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Sexy as what?...SEXY AS WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THIS?! Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... I already hate this meme Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Example: Lynne. Are the most sexiest people on earth!
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy.I might be mistaken, but I believe this an various degrees thereof will be in this meme. So, let's count. This is case #4 of the word "sexy" Someone loves them right now. Except you Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. I have yet to notice any bad traits in any of these, and most of them are repetitive...
.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. I stand corrected...slightly EXTREMELY sexy. (5) Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) *sigh* Are we going to have to start a count on this too? Okay, 3/12 (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. (6) Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.
.:LIBRA:. The lame lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Unique = strange. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! ...wait, the title says "Lame Lover"... which means they should be BAD Did I say Amazing in Bed If by amazing you mean lame lying bastard, which is what this meme is for not knowing that Lame = BAD not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... Why do the earlier entries get #### but not this one. Lame, in the true sense of the word. u might end up crying...from the pain... the most irresistible.
.:ARIES:. The Liar Therefore everything for this entry is false. Carry on
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Thank you for coming to Chi's Fong Village Chinese Restaurant! Here is your fortune cookie: Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. (7) Loves being in long relationships. =) Addictive. Loud. Best in bed.
.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the Water with Pisces and Capricorn
Trustworthy. Sexy. (8) Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! See, Aries said that they were the best. Liar
.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes Er, like most people who engage in sexual intercourse.
Nice. LOL, "you're a nice guy but..." XD Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Look, I usually promote violence, but not violence guised as an attempt as sexual innuendo. Just, no. Stop. Trustworthy. Always happy. CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. (9) THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.
.:LEO:. The Lion in bed Ooo! Ooo! ME ME ME!
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. (10) Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. ...what? Nothing? Or is this some zen-like answer? Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. So I'm talk a lot according to this. *looks at comments* Well shit, it finally got one right! Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. Because being rare to find and bad when found would make sense too so we have to clarify.
.:CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Wait, so we'll allow 'sexy,' 'sexiness,' and 'fuck' but not sex appeal...so confused!! Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed.4/12 Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
.:PISCES:. The Piece of Ass no, it's two fishies...get your signs right
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. (11) Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. It counts. 5/12 Extremely weird but in a good way. SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!! Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
.:CAPRICORN The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Love to what? Bust what? Creators of these memes? Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy.(12) Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. And repetitive. (13) Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. *blinks* Well that was random. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. Grammar time! Now, is the 'smart' referring to the overall state of mind or that it's smart to be someone's first? Contemplate that before your brain melts from the stupidity of this meme
.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one (14)
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed.6/12 High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. *whines*But that's my horoscooooooope!! Loves being in long relationships. The one. Sagittarius chose the red pill. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet
.:TAURUS The Tramp I just realized that both my wife and boyfriend are Tauruses...I'm doomed.
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Sexy as what?...SEXY AS WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THIS?! Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... I already hate this meme Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Example: Lynne. Are the most sexiest people on earth!
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy.I might be mistaken, but I believe this an various degrees thereof will be in this meme. So, let's count. This is case #4 of the word "sexy" Someone loves them right now. Except you Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. I have yet to notice any bad traits in any of these, and most of them are repetitive...
.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. I stand corrected...slightly EXTREMELY sexy. (5) Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) *sigh* Are we going to have to start a count on this too? Okay, 3/12 (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. (6) Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.
.:LIBRA:. The lame lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Unique = strange. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! ...wait, the title says "Lame Lover"... which means they should be BAD Did I say Amazing in Bed If by amazing you mean lame lying bastard, which is what this meme is for not knowing that Lame = BAD not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... Why do the earlier entries get #### but not this one. Lame, in the true sense of the word. u might end up crying...from the pain... the most irresistible.
.:ARIES:. The Liar Therefore everything for this entry is false. Carry on
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Thank you for coming to Chi's Fong Village Chinese Restaurant! Here is your fortune cookie: Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. (7) Loves being in long relationships. =) Addictive. Loud. Best in bed.
.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the Water with Pisces and Capricorn
Trustworthy. Sexy. (8) Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! See, Aries said that they were the best. Liar
.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes Er, like most people who engage in sexual intercourse.
Nice. LOL, "you're a nice guy but..." XD Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Look, I usually promote violence, but not violence guised as an attempt as sexual innuendo. Just, no. Stop. Trustworthy. Always happy. CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. (9) THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.
.:LEO:. The Lion in bed Ooo! Ooo! ME ME ME!
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. (10) Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. ...what? Nothing? Or is this some zen-like answer? Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. So I'm talk a lot according to this. *looks at comments* Well shit, it finally got one right! Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. Because being rare to find and bad when found would make sense too so we have to clarify.
.:CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Wait, so we'll allow 'sexy,' 'sexiness,' and 'fuck' but not sex appeal...so confused!! Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed.4/12 Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
.:PISCES:. The Piece of Ass no, it's two fishies...get your signs right
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. (11) Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. It counts. 5/12 Extremely weird but in a good way. SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!! Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
.:CAPRICORN The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Love to what? Bust what? Creators of these memes? Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy.(12) Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. And repetitive. (13) Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. *blinks* Well that was random. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. Grammar time! Now, is the 'smart' referring to the overall state of mind or that it's smart to be someone's first? Contemplate that before your brain melts from the stupidity of this meme
.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one (14)
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed.6/12 High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. *whines*But that's my horoscooooooope!! Loves being in long relationships. The one. Sagittarius chose the red pill. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet