Today's meeting
A crowd gathers, there is a low murmur.
Me: I've called you all together today to discuss something important and distressing. For years, you've been a valuable asset to Mandy, Inc., but I am concerned about your recent performance.
More murmuring
Me: Specifically, I would like to know why some of you are turning white, why some of you are turning loose, and why some of you are turning up in the goddamnedest of places.
Hair spokeshair: It wasn't our fault. Have you looked at your stress levels lately?
Me: But how does someone sprout three new silver hairs within the course of two weeks? Explain your actions
Silence.
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Have any of my two three readers any experience with rapid greying?? 'Cause srsly, I've got a mess of grey hairs in my bangs that weren't there three weeks ago. Does anyone want to lay odds that I'll have a white forelock by the time I get a PhD? Also, someone please tell me the glories of getting grey vs white hair, 'cause I'm going to be seriously bummed if it doesn't turn white.
Me: I've called you all together today to discuss something important and distressing. For years, you've been a valuable asset to Mandy, Inc., but I am concerned about your recent performance.
More murmuring
Me: Specifically, I would like to know why some of you are turning white, why some of you are turning loose, and why some of you are turning up in the goddamnedest of places.
Hair spokeshair: It wasn't our fault. Have you looked at your stress levels lately?
Me: But how does someone sprout three new silver hairs within the course of two weeks? Explain your actions
Silence.
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Have any of my two three readers any experience with rapid greying?? 'Cause srsly, I've got a mess of grey hairs in my bangs that weren't there three weeks ago. Does anyone want to lay odds that I'll have a white forelock by the time I get a PhD? Also, someone please tell me the glories of getting grey vs white hair, 'cause I'm going to be seriously bummed if it doesn't turn white.