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Aims and my experience at lunch today, we came to the cruel realization that we are not retarded. i know, it is a sad world.
*Enter Beths and Aims into chipotle
ordering ordering (the beans not looking so lively today...)
Beths comes to the acceptance that illegal petes is way better because they mix things
Beths stupidly chooses table right next to 4 highschool drama queens
*Drama queens talking (to be refered to as DQ's) blabing making lots of noise.*
aims takes a seat and says "ah, highschoolers" (yes it really was that obvious!)
Beths and Aims begin to eat
DQ's:
"so omg omg omgomgomg! he liked looked at me, and so i looked at sarah and then he saw me look at sarah and so i was like omg omg omg, what do i do, and THEN OMG SARAH LOOKED AT HIM! (the other three gasp shockingly!) and so i was like like like freaking out, and omg omg he smiled! and i like freaked out ya know! because well he smiled at SARAH NOT ME *flail* and i was like omg sarah this is so not cool, you are so touching on my property, dont even go there girl, he was like mine, i unofficially without saying anything or acting like anything claimed him as mine like 3 weeks ago. and omg omg omg she like, omg i cant hardly stand it, she like looked at me and was like, bitch he is mine!
*beths takes time to raise eye brow*
(flailing omg girls story continued) ...bitch he is mine! and oh...my...God...*deep breath* i was just like fine, if you wanna pick dicks over chicks be my guest but we are so not friends anymore, if you dont respect me which you clearly dont, you obviously knew i liked him! oh bitch we are thru, omg dont even talk to me anymore!
at this point, all other three girls at the table are in woeful shock that someone could have been so wicked, i mean how dare she touch him! "omg we toooootally understand of course he was yours what a bitch that she could not see that! i mean seriously that is crossing major boundaries, i mean, no one likes her anyways he just wants to get in her pants. (now that portion had been assumed by beths the whole time because the comprehension that ANYONE could STAND or actually LIKE one of these DQ's was a little too far fetched for beleif).
*phone rings* for girl next to girl telling story
omg how are you! i have not talked to you since forever!!!!!!!!!!! like omg!!!!! wow!!!! did you hear what sarah did to me!!!! oh i know she is such a skank!!!! oh! i know she has a big ass!!!!!
at this point in time, 4 have embraced another chipotle person who is equal and appearance and evidently not a threat to their precious social standing as well as their public appearance. after a few embraces, by which i mean girly hugs one would have seen a person give in the 1900's where they stick their butts out and end up only squeezing the others neck and head. (editors note: perhaps this is the reason their brains are gone, they squeeze each other so much they have compressed their grey matter above) "omg omg omg i have not seen you in FOREVER! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!!!!!!"
*they walk out squeeling*
*Beths and Aims walk out as well and get into car.*
as beths and aims pull out we see group of now 5 strutting across the parking lot, to starbucks in barnes and nobles THEY HAD NO CAR, LOL THEY WALKED!
*walking walking walking, beths and aims passing and laughing laughing laughing*
BUT OH the saga is not done.
We forgot PINK SWEATER GIRL!
*girls still walking, see pink sweater girl in barnes and noble parking lot, "ooooommmmmmmmmmmggggggggggggggg I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN FOREVER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU LOOK SO GOOD OMG OMGOMG LIKE I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE HERE HUG ME AND ME AND ME AND ME AND ME AND ME!!!! OMG OMG OMG, LIKE I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!! "
pink sweater embraces in prefected head squeeze, and proceeds to start petting the other girls hair!!!! PETTING! PET PET PET OMG OMG IT HAS BEEN SO LONG, LET ME PET YOU!!!
*girls proceed to starbucks to get THE LEGENDARY HIGH SCHOOL DRINK THE CARMEL FRAPPACHINO!!! omg like it so fattening i might actually hit a size 1 and then i dont know what i would do! OH dont say such things!!! we burn calories all the time, by like talking and stuff and moving our fingers!!!
*now all 6 girls strut away WALKING WALKING WALKING ACROSS MAJOR STREET RUNNIGN BECAUSE THEY ARE J WALKING BECAUSE THEY ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ABOVE STOP LIGHTS!
beths and aims laugh, and shake head.
*Enter Beths and Aims into chipotle
ordering ordering (the beans not looking so lively today...)
Beths comes to the acceptance that illegal petes is way better because they mix things
Beths stupidly chooses table right next to 4 highschool drama queens
*Drama queens talking (to be refered to as DQ's) blabing making lots of noise.*
aims takes a seat and says "ah, highschoolers" (yes it really was that obvious!)
Beths and Aims begin to eat
DQ's:
"so omg omg omgomgomg! he liked looked at me, and so i looked at sarah and then he saw me look at sarah and so i was like omg omg omg, what do i do, and THEN OMG SARAH LOOKED AT HIM! (the other three gasp shockingly!) and so i was like like like freaking out, and omg omg he smiled! and i like freaked out ya know! because well he smiled at SARAH NOT ME *flail* and i was like omg sarah this is so not cool, you are so touching on my property, dont even go there girl, he was like mine, i unofficially without saying anything or acting like anything claimed him as mine like 3 weeks ago. and omg omg omg she like, omg i cant hardly stand it, she like looked at me and was like, bitch he is mine!
*beths takes time to raise eye brow*
(flailing omg girls story continued) ...bitch he is mine! and oh...my...God...*deep breath* i was just like fine, if you wanna pick dicks over chicks be my guest but we are so not friends anymore, if you dont respect me which you clearly dont, you obviously knew i liked him! oh bitch we are thru, omg dont even talk to me anymore!
at this point, all other three girls at the table are in woeful shock that someone could have been so wicked, i mean how dare she touch him! "omg we toooootally understand of course he was yours what a bitch that she could not see that! i mean seriously that is crossing major boundaries, i mean, no one likes her anyways he just wants to get in her pants. (now that portion had been assumed by beths the whole time because the comprehension that ANYONE could STAND or actually LIKE one of these DQ's was a little too far fetched for beleif).
*phone rings* for girl next to girl telling story
omg how are you! i have not talked to you since forever!!!!!!!!!!! like omg!!!!! wow!!!! did you hear what sarah did to me!!!! oh i know she is such a skank!!!! oh! i know she has a big ass!!!!!
at this point in time, 4 have embraced another chipotle person who is equal and appearance and evidently not a threat to their precious social standing as well as their public appearance. after a few embraces, by which i mean girly hugs one would have seen a person give in the 1900's where they stick their butts out and end up only squeezing the others neck and head. (editors note: perhaps this is the reason their brains are gone, they squeeze each other so much they have compressed their grey matter above) "omg omg omg i have not seen you in FOREVER! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!!!!!!"
*they walk out squeeling*
*Beths and Aims walk out as well and get into car.*
as beths and aims pull out we see group of now 5 strutting across the parking lot, to starbucks in barnes and nobles THEY HAD NO CAR, LOL THEY WALKED!
*walking walking walking, beths and aims passing and laughing laughing laughing*
BUT OH the saga is not done.
We forgot PINK SWEATER GIRL!
*girls still walking, see pink sweater girl in barnes and noble parking lot, "ooooommmmmmmmmmmggggggggggggggg I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN FOREVER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU LOOK SO GOOD OMG OMGOMG LIKE I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE HERE HUG ME AND ME AND ME AND ME AND ME AND ME!!!! OMG OMG OMG, LIKE I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!! "
pink sweater embraces in prefected head squeeze, and proceeds to start petting the other girls hair!!!! PETTING! PET PET PET OMG OMG IT HAS BEEN SO LONG, LET ME PET YOU!!!
*girls proceed to starbucks to get THE LEGENDARY HIGH SCHOOL DRINK THE CARMEL FRAPPACHINO!!! omg like it so fattening i might actually hit a size 1 and then i dont know what i would do! OH dont say such things!!! we burn calories all the time, by like talking and stuff and moving our fingers!!!
*now all 6 girls strut away WALKING WALKING WALKING ACROSS MAJOR STREET RUNNIGN BECAUSE THEY ARE J WALKING BECAUSE THEY ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ABOVE STOP LIGHTS!
beths and aims laugh, and shake head.