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[eviltriumphs]

[Camera turns on. See Stan. See Stan looking angry (like he has any other expression. See Stan scream into the communicator.]

PRUSSIA YOU UGLY ALBINO MOLE HILL, YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE EVIL LAIR. I'M NOT SENDING SPIKEY TO GO LOOK FOR YOU BECAUSE LIKE HELL AM I LOSING BOTH HALVES OF MY EMPIRE. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE BEFORE I FEED YOUR HAT TO

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[yourfaceisscary]

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[yourfaceisscary]

Would you PLEASE stop harassing them?

[eviltriumphs]

SHUT UP FINLAND YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MATTER. I WOULD CONQUER YOU TOO WITH ONE SWIFT ROUND OF CRUSHING DEVIL, BUT YOUR FACE IS SO INNOCENT AND YOUR DEMEANOR SO PLEASANT I THINK I'D WANT TO DESTROY YOU EVERY SECOND I WAS IN YOUR PRESENCE!!!

[eviltriumphs]

Your point?

[eviltriumphs]

First of all, impossible.

Second, what?

[eviltriumphs]

...

I can't tell if I want to conquer him or kill him now.

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[yourfaceisscary]

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[yourfaceisscary]

You better not even think about trying it you fucking punk I will kill you. If you so much as think about conquering me, or if you harm one hair on Estonia's or Latvia's head, then I will shoot you. I will climb up on top of that goddamned school with my rifle and the moment you step out of that building I will fill you so full of bullets that they won't be able to identify your body. And then I will go wait for you to revive and do it again.

Just.

Fucking.

Try it.

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[eviltriumphs]

[HOLY SHIT WHAT.]

[ignoredbaltic]

[just gonna leave this here. eesti forgot how scary finland can get D|]

[littlestcrybaby]

[My reaction is as good as Estonia's.]

[overshadowedboy]

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2/3 I lied

[eviltriumphs]

Heheheheheheheh HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Now that's what I'm talking about! Don't worry, Crazy Face, your turn will come in time--and believe me, it will happen.

Do you want to kill me so badly? Because I can promise you you won't succeed. This isn't just confidence, this is fact. I promise you that the second one of your bullets pierces my brain my soul will have already fled my body and I will possess your body until every one of your citizens is a sprawling mass of meat on the pavement and your cities are burning to the ground and your own soul is so wrecked beyond redemption that not even God will be able to save it.

And then I'll leave and just be reincarnated again. No, not revived, reincarnated. I am the Shadow Evil King, Lord Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV, reincarnation of Evil King Gohma and destroyer of worlds! You will run out of bullets. I won't run out of shadows any time soon. You'll have extinguish the fucking sun to be rid of me forever, Finland.