[voice (what else); english] Evil Accomplishments Part 1

[eviltriumphs]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Cower, puny mortals! I have taken the one and only barrier between the world and your fragile privacy, exposing you to the judgmental stares of others and the elements that will surely freeze your extremities! Now you will suffer the cold, the overwhelming embarrassment of having to dress in the open, the paranoia that even

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[dragons_are_ok]

You pervert.

[eviltriumphs]

Eh?

[dragons_are_ok]

You're not any kind of evil overlord worth his salt, you're just a dirty old man!

[eviltriumphs]

HOW DARE YOU! I'M THE EVILEST THING TO EVER DESCEND UPON THIS WRETCHED CITY!! I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE STEALING PEOPLES' PERSONAL BARRIERS, POISONING THE WATER SUPPLY, AND OVERTAKING COUNTRIES.

...And I'm not old! I've only been 26 for a few centuries!

[dragons_are_ok]

Oh dear, you really think you're all that do you? It's really sad when powerful evil people start going senile.

I bet you couldn't even make a way out of here to go conquer other worlds. You seem pretty small time, really.

[eviltriumphs]

Grrrr, I just haven't had the time yet! I'm still out of practice after what that bastard Hopkins did to me!

Why would I wanna do that just yet? I've got nations to collect and people to enslave and slaughter!

[dragons_are_ok]

That's a pretty pathetic excuse. A real evil overlord would have half the universe conquered by now.

You're not very competent, are you?

[eviltriumphs]

You try being trapped in a limbo the size of your fist for 300 years and tell me how motivated you are to do everything all at once. I've got eons to take over the universe. I'm not in a rush.

You don't know much about Evil, do you?