[voice (what else); english] Evil Accomplishments Part 1

[eviltriumphs]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Cower, puny mortals! I have taken the one and only barrier between the world and your fragile privacy, exposing you to the judgmental stares of others and the elements that will surely freeze your extremities! Now you will suffer the cold, the overwhelming embarrassment of having to dress in the open, the paranoia that even

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[overshadowedboy]

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[eviltriumphs]

[Hey Ari guess what you're getting for Christmas.

It's rectangular.]

[overshadowedboy]

[I don't want a door. :\]

[eviltriumphs]

[YOU WILL ENJOY YOUR DOOR. REVEL IN MY GENEROSITY OF GETTING YOU ANYTHING AT ALL, LET ALONE ONE OF MY SPOILS OF SAVAGERY.

JUST USE IT AS FIREWOOD OR MAKE LITTLE TOY HORSES OUT OF THEM, I DON'T CARE.]

[overshadowedboy]

[Why not give people back their doors, I don't care about the doormats though.]

[eviltriumphs]

[BECAUSE IT'S EVIL. DON'T QUESTION ME AND LOVE YOUR DOOR.

MAN IF YOU WANT I'LL BURN A PICTURE OF THAT TEA-SUCKING PRINCESS INTO THE DOOR. WITH MY BARE HANDS. IT WOULD BE A GOOD DEMONSTRATION OF MY PRECISION SKILLS AND MAYBE YOU'D STOP MOPING LONG ENOUGH TO GET THINGS DONE.]

[overshadowedboy]

[Fine, fine I'll accept the stupid door. I don't care anymore, do whatever you want.]

[eviltriumphs]

[YOU'RE WELCOME.]

[overshadowedboy]

[ :\]

[eviltriumphs]

[ :> ]

[overshadowedboy]

[:c]