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[voice (what else); english] Evil Accomplishments Part 1

Dec 07, 2009 14:28

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Cower, puny mortals! I have taken the one and only barrier between the world and your fragile privacy, exposing you to the judgmental stares of others and the elements that will surely freeze your extremities! Now you will suffer the cold, the overwhelming embarrassment of having to dress in the open, the paranoia that even ( Read more... )

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pissedkitty December 7 2009, 21:17:45 UTC

You're an idiot. [I'm saying that Kamui's front door was stolen, so he's just eventually going to take one from an empty apartment because he's smrt without an a :|b]

eviltriumphs December 8 2009, 02:00:59 UTC

YOU HAVE NO DOOR.

ENJOY EVERYONE STARING AT YOUR DISGUSTINGLY EFFEMINATE SHEMALE FORM AND LAUGHING AT YOUR EXISTENCE!

pissedkitty December 8 2009, 02:05:11 UTC

I'll just get a new door.

eviltriumphs December 8 2009, 02:14:56 UTC

Too bad you can't get a new face.

pissedkitty December 8 2009, 02:19:08 UTC

[Yeah well I get laid]

You really think I care what you have to say?

eviltriumphs December 8 2009, 02:29:16 UTC

[IS IT BY A MAN? BECAUSE IF IT'S A GUY IT DOESN'T COUNT.]

I think you're too dense to comprehend words.

pissedkitty December 8 2009, 02:30:46 UTC

I think you rely too much on words.

eviltriumphs December 8 2009, 02:35:22 UTC

Do you want to prove that, Vampire?

pissedkitty December 8 2009, 21:34:12 UTC

It's your death wish.

eviltriumphs December 9 2009, 04:19:33 UTC

HAHAHA! As if you could kill me! I've obliterated vampires before, and none were as girly as you!

pissedkitty December 9 2009, 15:07:14 UTC

Then show yourself and try to prove me wrong.

[COMMENTLOG WUZZUP] eviltriumphs December 11 2009, 02:01:24 UTC

[OKAY, HE SHALL DO THAT. And he will do it stylishly.

Don't ask how Stan knows where Kamui is. He just does. He has vampire-sensing skills or something, because honestly it's not that abnormal to add to his list of bullshit powers. Anyway.

A creepy glowing green circle has suddenly appeared on the floor. WONDER WHAT THAT COULD BE. The green light then erupts into fire and, from the center, rises Stan. His body melds together from the dancing shadows caused by the fire, and soon he's standing full height and laughing maniacally.

In his disco suit.]

[SURPRISE COMMENTLOG] pissedkitty December 11 2009, 02:17:40 UTC

[......................In his disco suit.

Am I supposed to take you seriously?]

[OFUX COMMENTLOG] eviltriumphs December 11 2009, 02:28:02 UTC

[Doesn't matter, Stan takes himself seriously and that's all that matters. You are not worthy of an opinion.]

PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR FACE SMASHED IN, GIRLYPIRE!

[OH LOOK, IS THAT FIRE HEADED YOUR WAY? I BELIEVE IT IS.]

[GET IN THE CAR] pissedkitty December 11 2009, 02:30:12 UTC

[sajbdgkalsdg-- jumping out of the way kthx. And. Totally trying to shoot at you with his crossbow.]

[>:3] eviltriumphs December 11 2009, 02:40:25 UTC

[SORRY, THAT SHIT DON'T WORK. In a move that would make a ninja proud, he catches a goddamn arrow in midair. His world is literally built on cliches, so this shouldn't be so surprising.

Besides, the general rule is that the only one who can really hurt Stan is Stan.

He chuckles, stepping out of the circle... and lighting the bottom of his pants leg on fire. A colorful string of curses and frantic patting later, Stan stands upright with the same retarded evil grin on his face. Somehow, he doesn't seem to have lost any dignity by his failure.]

So what's your choice, Shepire? Incineration or a stake to your heart?

[His smile crooks, and for once in his whole life, it's slightly intimidating.]

Or maybe I can try that thing Denmark was talking about! The wings or whatever thing where I crack your chest open! Hehehehehe!

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