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[The video clicks on--obviously Stan was trying to make a voice post and hit the video button on accident, because no way would he be caught dead looking like he does now: reddened eyes, messy hair, basically looking like shit--and, of course, Stan starts yelling.]
STOP KILLING MY EMPIRE YOU ASSHOLES.THIS IS LIKE THE SECOND TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED ( Read more... )
STOP KILLING MY EMPIRE YOU ASSHOLES.THIS IS LIKE THE SECOND TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED ( Read more... )
At this point, Stan is trying so desperately to maintain his evil status of evil. Evilness. Yeah. He waves his arms wildly, throwing some random fire or dark energy here or there just to make a show of it.]
OF COURSE I WILL! How dare that miserable wretch defy me and die! He's not allowed to do that!! It's illegal!!! When your king tells you not to die, YOU BETTER DAMN WELL LISTEN. OTHERWISE YOU ENTER A STATE OF BEING THAT IS SO UNPLEASANT, LEPERS ENVY YOU!! IT IS A STATE OF CONSTANT TORMENT, A LIVING HELL OF WHICH I CREATED AND YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE FROM AND ALL YOU SEE FOR ALL ETERNITY IS MY FACE LAUGHING WHILE YOU SUFFER THROUGH IMMEASURABLE TORTURE! HAHAHAHA!!!
[He stops dead, taking a minute to catch his breath. Finally he lets his arms drop to the side. All is quiet for a moment before he crosses his arms in a huff and stares at the ground. If Evil Kings could pout, he woudl be pouting.]
...He deserves my wrath. I hate being lonely. He's a bastard, but he's my bastard of an empire, and without an Arch Enemy and all my slaves disappearing... ugh. He's not allowed to leave, and that's that.
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Fin was just sort've staring at him. There was good reason why she hated the blonde devil man ... or whatever he was. Evil king. Right. Psh. Anyway, moving on. That spiel only confirmed why she didn't like him.
But like all things that tend to touch home with her was loneliness. Ask Prussia, she stalked him practically for a good month or two because he was crying over christmas and being alone. Oh Stan, at least you...might've, sort've, not really, redeemed yourself.
A little. JUST A SMIDGE. ]
... He doesn't deserve any punches or wrath.
[ Her voice was quiet as she continued to smooth those papers on her skirt. ]
Not over that... if anything it would be because he... [Got hurt, left her alone with crazies, got killed, went crazy himself and said she'd betray him, hit her with a broom. Not in that order of course and most of those she'd easily forgive. Either way, Fin would shake her head and drop out what she was going to say. She didnt believe that her friend and country deserved to get hurt at all. ]
Just make sure he doesn't leave or get hurt again. [After a long while. She looked serious, albeit still looking rather distraught and emotionally worn. ]
That is part of what a King is supposed to do.
[ Oh right, the papers. They'd be as smooth as she could get them and she was bringing them up to examine now. ]
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