[video]

[eviltriumphs]

[The video clicks on--obviously Stan was trying to make a voice post and hit the video button on accident, because no way would he be caught dead looking like he does now: reddened eyes, messy hair, basically looking like shit--and, of course, Stan starts yelling.]

STOP KILLING MY EMPIRE YOU ASSHOLES.THIS IS LIKE THE SECOND TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED

Comments

[nomnomguts]

[Just... just what the hell?

...totes sympathizing with the whole 'splaying of the intestines over the ground' bit though. For completely different reasons. Riful wishes that she were back in the city.]

[eviltriumphs]

Unless you've got a tune to make the stupid corpse dance to, that's all for the evening.

[nomnomguts]

[Would say something totally tactless, but, y'know, she doesn't usually do that.]

Ah... whatever are you doing?

[eviltriumphs]

Making him dance.

[nomnomguts]

...how very odd.

[eviltriumphs]

What the hell else am I supposed to do with him? He's dead. I can't yell at the dead and expect them to respond!! Not without dark magic, anyway, but it takes too much effort to go through the ritual.

[nomnomguts]

Ah, well I'd suppose waiting for him to be revived and then yelling at him is a definite option~

[eviltriumphs]

HE'S TAKING TOO LONG.

[nomnomguts]

I suppose you can't really place him for that~ Patience is required when dealing with the dead!