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[Sort of Accidental Voice Post]

Jun 13, 2009 05:09

[The communicator clicks on as it clatters to the floor. Looks like it's catching the middle of a conversation! ...Or, rather, verbal warfare. Between, GUESS WHO: Stan and Prussia. This is what happens when they're both injured, unable to move well, and are put in the same hospital room.]

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[audio] leaveit2deutsch June 13 2009, 19:10:54 UTC

Vee, don't fight with Prussia! He's hurt really bad!

[audio] eviltriumphs June 14 2009, 03:44:44 UTC

I AM TOO, YOU LITTLE AIRHEAD!! AND I'M HIS KING, HE SHOULD SERVE ME NO MATTER WHAT CONDITION HE'S IN!

[audio] 1/2 leaveit2deutsch June 14 2009, 05:37:58 UTC

You were hurt too?

[audio] leaveit2deutsch June 14 2009, 05:39:43 UTC

DON'T DIE PRUSSIA'S KIIIIIIIIING! IF YOU DIE YOU'LL MAKE HIS EMPIRE COLLAPSE AND I DON'T WANT PRUSSIA TO DIIIEEEEEEE!

[audio] 1/2 eviltriumphs June 14 2009, 05:50:36 UTC

What the--? Yes I'm hurt, what the hell do you even care?!

[audio] eviltriumphs June 14 2009, 05:52:51 UTC

I'M NOT GOING TO DIE AT THE HANDS OF SOME FAT ASS NATION! AND PRUSSIA ISN'T GOING TO DIE EITHER!! If he does, I will chase him down to hell and beat him with his own corpse. AND THEN I'LL RUN HIM OVER WITH ALL THE HORSES IN HIS KINGDOM, JUST TO MAKE A POINT!!

[audio] leaveit2deutsch June 14 2009, 06:41:31 UTC

Vee, a country beat you up? Does this mean Prussia is being invaded?! BUT PRUSSIA CAN'T PROTECT YOU IN HIS CONDITION! HE'S HUUURT!

[audio] eviltriumphs June 14 2009, 06:45:27 UTC

Russia. Ugh, it sickens me to even utter his name!

NO HE'S NOT BEING INVADED! No one is taking my nation away from me. He won't be hurt for long if he actually stays still while my Slave heals us.

[audio] leaveit2deutsch June 14 2009, 06:58:10 UTC

Russia did this to you? Vee, but why? He seemed really nice!

Waah, does this mean you're going to protect Prussia, Prussia's new king? I hope he keeps still too. Germany will worry if Prussia doesn't get better soon!

[audio] eviltriumphs June 14 2009, 07:02:03 UTC

RUSSIA IS A LIE!! He's deceptive and beats people with a pipe! A pipe! WHO BEATS PEOPLE WITH PLUMBING EQUIPMENT?!

That's Evil King Stan to you, wuss! And he either stays still or suffers for weeks on end. As much as I'd enjoy the latter, it's much better for the former to happen.

[audio] leaveit2deutsch June 14 2009, 07:16:01 UTC

But Russia hasn't beaten me with a pipe! D-do you not like him because he's a communist?

An Evil King? Like Linda? Vee, maybe he'll stay still if you stop arguing with each other! Or give him some wurst! Even if it tastes bad!

[audio] eviltriumphs June 15 2009, 02:00:52 UTC

I don't know what a Communist is nor do I care. I don't like him because HE DEFILED MY COUNTRY, BEAT ME SENSELESS, AND HUMILIATED US BOTH!!

No, not like Linda! She's a Fake Evil King!! The twit stole my powers and brainwashed a town. Had it not been my powers she had stolen, I would have approved.

I LIKE ARGUING.

...But where can I find wurst.

[audio] leaveit2deutsch June 15 2009, 03:08:39 UTC

That's why America doesn't like him! Vee, he hurt Prussia too? But why?

So she's not really an Evil King?

But you want to have Prussia become better right? You can argue with him more when he's better!

Wurst? Umm, maybe Germany knows where to get some!

[audio] eviltriumphs June 16 2009, 03:33:41 UTC

Ugh, as if I need to share America's opinions. The simplest answer is that he's insane and strong, and Prussia is just a goddamn loser. As much as I hate him, it's only natural that the stronger nation would take advantage!

No. She's a Fake Evil King, basically like Evil King Light. Less calories, less power, less brains.

But he's hurt and it's hilari--! But. Shit, what's the use of beating up a broken country? I guess I should let the idiot heal, but. UGH, FINE.

Then he can give Prussia some! I'm not his servant!!

[audio] that's like, the best description ever for those evil kings btw XD leaveit2deutsch June 16 2009, 03:59:39 UTC

Uwaah, Prussia isn't a loser! He's plenty strong too! I wish Russia wouldn't fight with him, though.

"Light" has less calories? You don't eat fake Evil Kings, do you?

Waah! Good! Now Prussia can get better faster! Vee, I'll tell Germany to bring some wurst so Prussia can be happy!

[audio] TEEN IDOL EVIL KING: now with lime! eviltriumphs June 16 2009, 04:25:04 UTC

Are you kidding me?! He keeps getting beaten up! And he smells funny! AND HE HAS NO SKIN PIGMENT!! If that guy ever went to school, I bet all the cooler kids picked on him because he looks like such a dweeb! Hahahahaha!!

Much less than dark. ...Not typically, but I did wonder sometimes with that muscle-brain Big Bull...

Yeah, whatever, as long as they don't infuriate me with their presence more than usual.

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