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The only proper reaction when you first meet your future nefarious overlord and the Evil King is by BOWING DOWN BEFORE ME, TREMBLING IN SHEER TERROR AND BEGGING FOR YOUR LIFE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Or, you know, joining my dark legion. But there's requirements for that.

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What?! Oh c'mon, the least you can do is let out a squawk of either terror or, if you're Classified as a Hero, righteous fury! DON'T USE FREAKING ELLIPSES! I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT THERE ARE MORE PATHETIC PEOPLE IN EXISTENCE LIKE SLAVE!

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If you're really sorry, then produce an adequate response to my horrifying presence!!

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Now that's better! Heheheh that's right, grovel for your pitiful life, mortal!! CRY FOR MERCY UNTIL YOUR THROAT IS RAW!

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I'll get over the lead poisoning after an hour or so of animal cruelty. What I need is a damn heir so Prussia will get off my back.

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WELL WHAT THE HELL ELSE IS THERE FOR EVIL BASTARDS TO DO AROUND HERE FOR ENTERTAINMENT?! I'm not in the mood for dealing with angry Heroes with guns after a kidnapping, so I'm going to go light a few of those wolf ghost monster... things on fire!

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Already did. This seems like a funner option, hehehehe.

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You're male and of no use to me. Why the hell would I want to charm you?