Um, excuse me for interrupting, sir... You should seek care for your ailments before going to beat monsters up... it may improve your mood better then you're assuming.
I'm not some weakling!! I can move around just fine, and I can still crush things with the sheer power of my evilness! What I need is a break from my dastardly plotting and slave management to go make small animals suffer.
I would be a lot more irritated with you if you weren't using honorifics. "Sir" still isn't accurate though; "Evil King" or "Master of Shadows" are more appropriate!
Yes. I'm an Evil King. I'm plotting. It's what I do. I have several slaves, some of whom aren't important enough to introduce themselves to the rest of civilization.
I'm sorry, Master of Shadows. I wasn't aware we had royalty in this city. I'll be careful to address you properly from now on.
May I ask what you're plotting for? I wasn't aware you had to plot to be "Evil." Satan-sama is known to most as evil and he just sort of does his own thing on a whim.
Heh. That's better! Maybe your species isn't completely hopeless, stupid beasts after all.
Various things, most of which I can't properly explain until a moment of reckoning in which I monologue to the Hero, but I assure you, they are all villainous plots that would make angels sob so hard the heaves would split apart!!
...Who is Satan and why is his name like mine. DAMN IT, IS THIS LIKE THE PRUSSIA/RUSSIA ORDEAL?!
Well Cube, you are officially a shining beacon for your entire piteous species. It's hardly a commendable achievement, but congrats, you're not completely worthless.
I'm an Evil King, duh! The Evil King, in fact! I'm darkness incarnate, villainy personified, I have pure hellfire and sin coursing through my veins!! I'm the most terrible thing in the entire universe! HAHAHAHAHA!!
You should seek care for your ailments before going to beat monsters up... it may improve your mood better then you're assuming.
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Evilness? Plotting? Who are you referring to as slaves?
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Yes. I'm an Evil King. I'm plotting. It's what I do. I have several slaves, some of whom aren't important enough to introduce themselves to the rest of civilization.
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May I ask what you're plotting for? I wasn't aware you had to plot to be "Evil." Satan-sama is known to most as evil and he just sort of does his own thing on a whim.
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Various things, most of which I can't properly explain until a moment of reckoning in which I monologue to the Hero, but I assure you, they are all villainous plots that would make angels sob so hard the heaves would split apart!!
...Who is Satan and why is his name like mine. DAMN IT, IS THIS LIKE THE PRUSSIA/RUSSIA ORDEAL?!
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I uh..... I have no idea what a Prissia/Russia is...
Your name is like Satan-sama's?
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You're lucky. Just know that they are two of the most annoying nations I've ever had the misfortune of conquering/meeting.
Lord Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV, but most just call me Evil King Stan.
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I'll keep that in mind.... about Prissia/Russia....
["And to not cross paths with you..."]
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May I ask what species you are?
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You have quite a creepy laugh.
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Isn't it spectacular? I've made grown men pee their pants with it!!
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Um, yes. I'm pretty sure that's a simple feat for you, isn't it? ["Is this guy insane...?"]
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