Comments | eviltriumphs: I will do a real post after this I swear

eviltriumphs

I will do a real post after this I swear

May 16, 2009 21:51

Not this shit again.

GO AWAY.

4th wall day

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isthatyoursoops May 17 2009, 02:46:36 UTC

I'd be happy to leave if you'd show me the way. Until then, you're stuck with us~

eviltriumphs May 17 2009, 03:33:08 UTC

Oh, I'LL SHOW YOU THE WAY. Do you see the horizon? FOCUS ON IT AND KEEP WALKING!!

isthatyoursoops May 17 2009, 03:34:14 UTC

Mm, but I'm so comfortable here~! Why would I ever want to go through all the trouble of wandering off?

eviltriumphs May 17 2009, 03:37:26 UTC

So that I won't have to go through the effort to incinerate/torture/drown/kill you today. I'd normally agree to all of the above, but after last time, I don't think I'm in the mood right now.

isthatyoursoops May 17 2009, 03:39:24 UTC

You must think highly of yourself if you believe you can catch and kill complete strangers.

eviltriumphs May 17 2009, 03:44:24 UTC

Believe? Believing is for pathetic humans who search for comfort in some imaginary, stupid diety! I know I can obliterate any opponent! I'm a destroyer of towns, conqueror of nations, the shadow of existence!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

isthatyoursoops May 17 2009, 03:47:09 UTC

Mind giving a lady a demonstration of this power~? Not on myself, of course.

eviltriumphs May 17 2009, 04:02:22 UTC

Gladly.

Now to find either an unsuspecting human or a conveniently placed monster, hehehehe.

isthatyoursoops May 17 2009, 04:03:15 UTC

Surely someone as powerful as yourself can find a perfect dummy for an example, what with the influx and all.

eviltriumphs May 17 2009, 21:16:09 UTC

Yes, but it has to be the right dummy. What's the use of torturing some random peasant? No, I reserve that for mass destruction and genocide. But, surely, amongst this crowd is an unsuspecting Hero I can obliterate!

isthatyoursoops May 18 2009, 02:23:27 UTC

I didn't think you'd have such standards when it came to hurting another individual. I'm afraid I don't know of any heroes around here.

eviltriumphs May 19 2009, 01:03:49 UTC

There's a certain protocol to how and when certain people can be killed. Children, for example, are best reserved for burning.

Ugh. I know of a few, but I plan on taking time to savor their deaths.

isthatyoursoops May 19 2009, 01:54:32 UTC

...I see. Is there some kind of booklet written on this where you're from that they pass out to all the egotistical, powerful beings?

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