[text so that freaking Prussia can understand him]

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I'M SO GOD DAMN SICK OF YOU STUPID-FACED IDIOT AMERICANS SHOOTING ME EVERY TIME I SHOVE SOMEONE OUT A WINDOW OR KIDNAP A COUNTRY!!! I NEVER EVEN GOT TO FINISH MY EPIC BATTLE WITH HIM BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN BOTTLE!!

Stupid magic burst. Stupid prideful fatty America. I swear, I'm going to smother every one of his cities with a smog that will sear the

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1/3

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Epros?

2/3

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...You're back!

3/3

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WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, YOU FLOATING PHANTOM FREAK?!?!

Do you even realize what I've had to endure in your absence?! As irritating as your stupid rhymes may be, Linda's clingy stupidity is borderline unbearable!! And with YOU out of the picture, GUESS WHO WAS THE OBJECT OF BUBBLY ANNOYANCE'S AFFECTION? She's too useless to even produce an heir for me, and I didn't have anyone to hand her off to!!

Worse yet, I've had a menagerie of Heroes to deal with, Miss Blimp-butt among them, that Noisy Fake Evil King stealing my rightful place as the harbinger of chaos, AND a legion of slaves that are either weaselly cowards or moody teenagers!

YOU WERE, BY A VERY SLIGHT MARGIN, THE MOST USEFUL OF THE GROUP ASIDE FROM ME, AND YOU DECIDED TO TAKE A DAMN STROLL BACK TO MADRIL?!?!

However, being the merciful lord that I am, I will pardon your grievous crime of abandonment if you can distract Bubbly Annoyance long enough for what shreds of my sanity are left to mend.

Re: 3/3

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Yes tis I amongst everything thats gone awry. I've been in the circus, where there twas much bliss.Yet,everyones saying I've been here before...I'm not sure what to think of that anymore.

Wow is that a compliment? Whats the event?

Is there another Evil King here? When did he decide to appear?

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The circus? You went back to the circus while I was GETTING SHOT?! YOU INSOLENT SELFISH FLOATING BASTARD!!

Don't get used to it and don't question what I've just said. Consider it a "welcome back now GET BACK TO WORK."

Some Fake Evil King, Sho something or other. He didn't steal my powers, but he stole the attention I rightly deserve! And worse yet, he makes even less sense than you. At least your stupid rhymes are in words, not numbers.

I'm thinking of knocking him out and forcing him to join my legion of evil.

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I’ve never been here before, so your comment I’ll ignore!

He speaks in numbers, and stole your attention. How he managed both is beyond my comprehension. Though you’ll probably regain your attention with all your shouting, it’s pretty much a guaranteed thing. You’re so loud you could draw a crowd .

I sincerely doubt, that you can make him join by knocking him out.

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The only reason I'm not coming over there to beat your brains in right now is that the stupid scientists seem fond of giving people lobotomies.

I don't get it either, but my day will come. All of Discedo will darken, and those who do not grovel and immediately become Prussian will be cast into pits of FIREY WATER! HAHAHAHA!!!

It worked with you, didn't it?

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I suppose...that explains it...at least a bit?

what in madril is "prussian"? It's not the city we're in...because that's discedo you know.

Yes it worked on me, but not everyone is the same you see.

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It doesn't really matter. At least this time around, you aren't still under the delusion you're an Evil King and I have to take time out of my busy schedule of war to come bash your head in a few times.

NO, REALLY? Ugh. Prussia is the annoying country I conquered. I have to destroy all Liberals and fix his stupid everything to get him to stop whining. And he speaks some heathen language called German! It sounds like he constantly has a loogie in his throat!!

Whatever. If nothing else, I'll have gotten the chance to beat him up for being an attention hog anyway.

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Having my head bashed in...fun that would not have been.

Prussia sounds like he is quite odd...and the language sounds a bit flawed.

Do whatever you you want, then you can go around and flaunt

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It was for me, hehehehe. I think I even have a few bottles left around here somewhere...

No kidding. Apparently regular language was claimed by that freak England, so Prussia refuses to "taint" himself with it. Bah, he's just bitter because he's a loser who made up an inferior language!! Now I have to learn his stupid tongue so that I can properly berate him for being a loser idiot moron! The only upside to German is that it will make me sound constantly angry, which can only ever be a plus.

I intend to.

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I would prefer not to be hit in the face. If you do you can expect quite the chase.

I see, though angry you allways be. Though at least you have something to spend your time on. I doubt that It will keep you very withdrawn.

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You're lucky I'm too preoccupied and have little reason to beat you right now.

That's because Evil Kings only know three emotions: Anger, Malicious Joy, and More Anger!! And an Evil King that's withdrawn is getting nothing accomplished to make himself known and feared by the general public!!

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I would say that it twas sweet, though that would've been deceit.

You say Anger twice here. So technically there are only two emotions I fear.

Being withdrawn may not get you known, but being around tends to make people groan.

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It's a good thing you didn't call me sweet, otherwise I really WOULD have a reason to punch you.

Ugh. Fine. We'll add "Vengeful" to the list. Happy now?

That's right! They'll all groan in pain as the last whispers of breath leave their body, and the last thing they'll hiss before the darkness consumes them is my name! HAHAHAHA!!!!