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eviltriumphs

He has no idea what's going on, FYI

Mar 29, 2009 01:23

Before I address anyone of actual value:

YES. THERE'S GOING TO BE A WAR. SO EITHER YOU STUPID, BARELY-EVOLVED WORMS CAN FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT SIDE, OR YOU CAN SHUT UP AND EXILE YOURSELF. If you choose the latter, I will probably split your cheeks open and light your vital organs on fire with my dark powers. ...Actually, I'll probably do that anyway, ( Read more... )

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[Voice] tenkai_soul March 29 2009, 15:12:13 UTC

For an Evil King, you seem terribly ill-versed in the Art of War.

[Voice] eviltriumphs March 31 2009, 03:53:56 UTC

What?! Of course I'm well-versed in the Art of War!! I'm the Artist of War on my world!! I--and by I, I mean my predecessor, Evil King Gohma, but since I'm his reincarnation he may as well be me--plagued the world with wars that lasted centuries! Man against Man, Man against Evil King (Man lost), Man against Ghost--blood drenched the streets, the scent of death and decay stained the sky black, the flames from the burning pits of corpses cast shadows so long, so inherently evil that I could comfortably live and control the shadows from the funeral pyres!!

In short: DON'T TRY TO TEACH ME ABOUT WAR, BRAT!

[Voice] tenkai_soul March 31 2009, 06:18:36 UTC

So, given all of that... you still call this a "war"?

[Voice] eviltriumphs April 1 2009, 02:44:58 UTC

Not yet, there's still work to be done.

[Voice] tenkai_soul April 1 2009, 06:21:49 UTC

Hmph... the joke would be funny if it had a punchline.

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