He has no idea what's going on, FYI

[eviltriumphs]

Before I address anyone of actual value:

YES. THERE'S GOING TO BE A WAR. SO EITHER YOU STUPID, BARELY-EVOLVED WORMS CAN FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT SIDE, OR YOU CAN SHUT UP AND EXILE YOURSELF. If you choose the latter, I will probably split your cheeks open and light your vital organs on fire with my dark powers. ...Actually, I'll probably do that anyway,

Comments

[outlawing]

How about all of you shut up about this war and let there be some peace and quiet...

Annoying assholes...

[eviltriumphs]

Are you ignorant or just plain stupid? PEACE AND QUIET ARE FOR LOSERS AND PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T NOTICED PATTERNS IN HISTORY!!

You say that as if it's an insult.

[outlawing]

Neither, punk.

War is for losers who are too dumb to notice other ways to solve conflicts.

...

You know what? Maybe you guys should fight. Maybe if you knock the shit out of each other you'll shut up.

[eviltriumphs]

War's funner. I get to light things on fire. The only downside is that I have a legitimate excuse for doing so, other than "I'm a bastardly force of evil".

MAYBE I'LL BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH ENGLAND'S LEFT LEG.

[outlawing]

Well, aren't you a nice guy...

I'd like to see you try, prick. Maybe I'll pop a cap in you ass.

[eviltriumphs]

Er, I'm flattered, really, and as alluring as I know myself to be, I don't swing that way.

[outlawing]

WHAT?!

Sick pervert.

[eviltriumphs]

THE HELL DID I DO?! YOU WERE THE ONE TO BRING UP THAT FAILURE REPRODUCTION METHOD IN THE FIRST PLACE, SODOMITE!!

[outlawing]

You idiot, I didn't mean anything like that.

Stay away from me.

[eviltriumphs]

Then stop talking about shoving things in others' asses!

I'M NOT PURSUING YOU.

[outlawing]

Ugh, forget it. I keep forgetting this place is fucked up.