He has no idea what's going on, FYI

[eviltriumphs]

Before I address anyone of actual value:

YES. THERE'S GOING TO BE A WAR. SO EITHER YOU STUPID, BARELY-EVOLVED WORMS CAN FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT SIDE, OR YOU CAN SHUT UP AND EXILE YOURSELF. If you choose the latter, I will probably split your cheeks open and light your vital organs on fire with my dark powers. ...Actually, I'll probably do that anyway,

Comments

[leaveit2deutsch]

B-bu...but war is wrooong! People could get hurt, or killed!

[eviltriumphs]

You say that as if I didn't intend to smoosh the entire human species under my perfectly manicured thumb and envelop their world in a dark cloud of terror and pain.

Wait.

ARE YOU A LIBERAL?!?!

[leaveit2deutsch]

W-what? PLEASE DON'T HURT ANYOOONEEE!!!

N...no! I'm not! I'm I-Italia, a nation!

[eviltriumphs]

TOO LATE!!!I have brought death and destruction to even the most remote villages on my world, submerging them into an era of chaos and torment the world hadn't known since my predecessor!! That "Great Hero Hopkins" tried to stop me, BUT I ONLY ROSE AGAIN, FREE OF THAT STUPID FRANCH GOD'S IDIOTIC RULES TO BECOME AN EVEN GREATER ENTITY OF ALL THINGS EVIL!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

...A country, eh? Hehehehehehehe. Wonder how many punches you can take before you submit to me?

too late he's sworn his loyalty to Vaati, Stan! .o.

[leaveit2deutsch]

THAT'S TERRIBLEEEEE!!!

Veee! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm soorrrryyy! Please don't hurt meeee!!

VAATI IS POSSIBLE SLAVE MATERIAL, SORRY

[eviltriumphs]

OF COURSE IT'S TERRIBLE, I'M THE GOD DAMN EVIL KING!!!

That's right! Tremble before my awesome power!! Luckily, I have better things to worry about than you, but I'll get back to you shortly, hehehehe.

TOO BAD HE DOESN'T REMEMBER STUFF...........yet.

[leaveit2deutsch]

AMERICA WILL STOP YOU!!! YOU CAN'T KEEP HURTING PEOPLE!!

Veeee!! PLEASE DON'T HURT MEEEE!

MENTAL DEFICIENCY NEVER STOPS STAN and fffff don't make stan fight america >:

[eviltriumphs]

I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL THIS AMERICA IS, NOR DO I CARE!! ALL NATIONS WILL EITHER FALL INTO MY DARK REIGN OR BE CRUSHED IN MY MARCH OF DESTRUCTION!! AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S RIGHT! CRY! PEE YOUR PANTS!! NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU NOW!

[1/2] B| ffff You'll have to go through Japan for Italy!

[southcentrair]

[2/2]

[southcentrair]

Italy isn't joining no one.

|| ooc ::-:: o-orz and please don't mind the crazy/creepy Japan - he's being torn apart by the war. ||

[2/2] oh god Stan would lose so hard to Japan. he can't even kill children properly.

[eviltriumphs]

And I suppose you're going to try to stop me? ARE YOU ENGLAND?! WHERE THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!

[ooc: THAT'S OKAY, CRAZY/CREEPY IS EVIL KING STYLE. But America will bawwww when he actually jumps in the war >:]

FFFF Bring the war on, Stan! B| This old man can take you!

[southcentrair]

......I'm not England. And I'm not sure of his location...

|| ooc ::-:: 8D <3 Baaaw, America! ;A; Stop lollygagging and get your hide into the war! ||

UERING PRUSSIA. and punching God.HE DEFINITELY CAN. STAN'S ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENT EVER WAS CONQ

[eviltriumphs]

Bah, you're a waste of time then!

[ooc: fffff HE'S COMING, DON'T WORRY. I'm back home now so he'll jump in very shortly and ~*SAVE THE DAY*~]

OH U STAN! YOU NEED MORE ACCOMPLISHEMENTS!

[southcentrair]

Have you tried the American Embassy~?

|| ooc ::-:: fff LIKE ALWAYS! orz ||

IT WOULD BE OOC IF STAN EVER REALLY SUCCEEDED AT LIFE.

[eviltriumphs]

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP MENTIONING AMERICA?! WHO IS THIS GUY?!

[ooc: He doesn't even have the excuse of being across an ocean this time. He's just. Preoccupied. Yeah :| ]

OH THAT'S RIGHT! AT LEAST HE'S THE KING OF PRUSSIA?

[southcentrair]

....America is the one who is going to challenge Prussia-san, and Stan-san.

|| ooc ::-:: fffselfcest? H-He's still tossing cookies over England's apple pie cooking? Or he's just amusing himself in some England!torture. ||