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[eviltriumphs]

Ugh, to think I had to endure the damn pox to have it again!! At least it's not as bad this time.

I swear, if ONE MORE SLAVE DISAPPEARS OR DIES, I WILL FEED THE NEAREST CHILD TO A DINGO!!! Or one of those long-tongued dogs if no dingo is available. Preferably, it will be the child that started all of this!!

[Stan coughs a little before continuing]

So

Comments

[Text]

[2cool4europe]

Stop saying my name, you loudmouthed idiot!

[Text]

[eviltriumphs]

Oh, right, I forgot. You have a brain malfunction that makes you misinterpret words into garble. Alright, I'll repeat my orders:

YOU ARE TO STAND IN THE CORNER AND NOT DIE!!! Will that be so hard of you. Really. Will it be that hard to just sit there and not have your agricultural fields salted or anything?!

[Text]

[2cool4europe]

Shut the hell up! I'm too awesome to speak England's poor excuse for a language!

I didn't die! I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but it didn't happen. There's no way some stupid explosion like that could ever take out the great nation of Prussia!

[Text]

[eviltriumphs]

I don't even know who England is! I'm talking about regular, human language you dolt!!

Oh yeah? Because you were looking PRETTY DAMN DEAD THERE, PRUSSIA!!! And I know dead! I've caused it millions of times before, and your charred corpse didn't a have a breath left in it!

[Text] /can't think of insults today orz orz orz

[2cool4europe]

Do I have to explain everything twice for you? ARE YOU REALLY THAT SLOW?

I. Did. Not. Die.

I'm much more powerful than some stupid bomb or whatever! I've faced worse and survived! I'm not some weak loser like you! I'm unstoppable! Invincible!

[Text] It's okay IT'S STILL IC. Stan's not gonna let on that he was sad-ish when Prussia died :<

[eviltriumphs]

Then would you care to explain to me where you were that day, or where you recall being that day? Usually you respond when I kick you in the head multiple times, but you did an excellent job remaining motionless after I did so.

[Text] Prussia's in denial about everything ever.

[2cool4europe]

I was taking a nap.

[Text] SOMEHOW I'M NOT CONVINCED, PRUSSIA

[eviltriumphs]

You were taking a nap in the middle of the street while your eyelids peeled off and your charred innards spilled out all over the place?

[Text] BEST. LIAR. EVER.

[2cool4europe]

Exactly.

[Text] NO DOUBT.

[eviltriumphs]

...

Remind me how to teach you to be a better liar. If you're going to bask in self-delusion, you better damn well fabricate an elaborate, glorious lie!