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[eviltriumphs]

Just when I was starting to tolerate that brat's prescence. She definitely had the makings of a future Evil King. Her diabolical laughter even sounded like mine... Bah. I'll worry about heirs once I've established a larger kingdom!

HEY PRUSSIA. WE'RE BUYING SEALAND. JUST A HEADS UP IN CASE YOU NOTICE A DRAIN IN YOUR ECONOMY which I sincerely doubt,

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[secrethistorian]

You're buying P-chan, Stan-chan?

[eviltriumphs]

Yup! With my spoils from conquering Prussia, hehehehehe.

See, I'm using the money of a defeated nation to purchase another nation, thus I'm continuing to crush Prussia's will to bend to my ever whim while acquiring more land. LET NO ONE TELL YOU I AM DOING LEGITIMATE BUSINESS!!

[secrethistorian]

Ahhh, I see. Well, it sounds kind've legitimate, since you're using victory spoils.

[eviltriumphs]

It's not legitimate because I'm an evil dictator and I'm spending Prussia's money without his consent. DON'T ACCUSE ME OF DOING THINGS LEGALLY LIKE... THE CHAIRMEN FAKE EVIL KING!!!

[secrethistorian]

But if you're the evil dictator, wouldn't Prussia get no say in what he's spending his money on anyway? It's legal but it's wrong-legal. Meaning it isn't really nice, but since Prussia is your property, you're using your own resources so nobody should be complaining about illegal activities~

[ Leave it to Lavi to answer things with logic, lol ]

[eviltriumphs]

...Ugh.

In that case, I'll just have to do something extra evil to make up for this. Too bad there's no orphanages around here to burn down.

[secrethistorian]

Well, it's still evil, it's just legal! I mean, it's really evil! Nobody's found a way to make it illegal yet is all!

[ SAVING SOMEONE FROM STAN'S BOREDOM, ONE WORD AT A TIME. ]

[eviltriumphs]

Hm...

Still not quite evil enough. Well, I'll just have to go beat up Prussia some more to balance things out.

[TRY HARDER, PIRATE SLAVE.]

[secrethistorian]

There's no need to beat up Prussia since you're taking all of his resources, that's pretty evil by itself, isn't it?

[ TRYING HARDER, STAN-CHAN ]

[eviltriumphs]

No. He's still obnoxiously willful, and he will sumbit to me!

[It's okay, Pirate Slave. Prussia has a sword to stab Stan with too .D.b]