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[eviltriumphs]

Alright slaves, as irresistable as I am, you're going to have to ignore your insatiable lust for me for about 2 minutes while I explain my diabolical plans.

THAT INCLUDES YOU, BLIMP BUTT!! Ugh, I'm going to have to brush my teeth for days after you and Sitar Slave...

Moving on.

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[2cool4europe]

Slaves?! What the hell are you talking about?! These are my serfs!

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[eviltriumphs]

Oh, hello.

Prussia.

Hehehe...

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[eviltriumphs]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

REVEL IN YOUR DELUSIONS OF BEING A FREE NATION, YOU SILLY HAT-WEARING... region... guy. FOR SOON, YOU WILL BE UNDER THE RULE OF YOUR NEW

DARK

KING!!!!

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[eviltriumphs]

And just how many "serfs" do you have, Prussia?

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[2cool4europe]

What the hell was that abou--

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[2cool4europe]

Everyone living in my house, idiot! Including you!

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[eviltriumphs]

Excellent.

That's quite satisfactory to an Evil King.

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[2cool4europe]

Evil King? Are you some kind of boss or something? I'd hate to see your country.

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[eviltriumphs]

I'm more than a mere boss, I'm a ruler.

And take a good look in the mirror and you'll see one territory that will soon fall under my reign.

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[2cool4europe]

.... What...?

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[2cool4europe]

WOAH. WO-AH. Hell. No. HELL NO. You're going to need an army to defeat me! And guess what, the only army in Discedo is the Prussian army. It's mine. Which means there's no way in hell you're touching me, freak!

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[eviltriumphs]

You think I need an army to defeat a nation with such a silly hat?! HAH!

I am Lord Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV, THE SHADOW EVIL KING!!! I wouldn't even need my loyal slaves to defeat you! I've been conquering far greater kingdoms for centuries!!

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[2cool4europe]

I don't care what kind of king you are! You're not beating me, got it?! I've been beating up power hungry idiots like you for centuries! You're no match for me!

Bring it, idiot! I'll tear you to pieces! I'll teach you how powerful the great nation of Prussia truly is! I'll have you begging like a dog! HAHAHAHAHAA!

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[eviltriumphs]

Is that so?

Fine then. A duel for mastership. I have another matter to take care of first, but when I've conquered him, YOU'RE NEXT, PRUSSISTAN!!

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[2cool4europe]

Prussistan? That's just stupid. For a king, you come up with some pretty awful names.

Name a time and place, and I'll kick your ass!

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[eviltriumphs]

You just can't appreciate the full glory of your new name until you've been hit by the the iron fist with with I rule!

Next week, the cemetary. Prepare for the humiliating downfall of your civilization!!