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SLAVES. BUBBLY ANNOYANCE. ANYONE.

GO FETCH THAT BRATTY TWIG PRINCESS BEFORE SHE LIQUEFIES MY BRAIN WITH HER ASININE "ORDERS".

Who does she think she is, ordering me around like that?! She may be human royalty, but I surpass their meager statures!! I use the robes of flabby human kings as toilet paper!! Rrrrrgh. Little lobotomized harpy. This

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OHMIGOSH, I AM WAY BETTER THAN KISLING!

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THEN STOP DYING!

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IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

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YES IT WAS! You just had to go and get yourself blown up, didn't you?!

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Those things were invisible!! THAT'S TOTALLY CHEATING!

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THEY LAUGHED LIKE RABID CLOWNS, HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THEY WERE APPROACHING?!?!

Ugh. I'd nearly forgotten that you're dumber than a dead log. But that's no excuse!! If you die again, I will declare you the new Kisling, DO YOU HEAR ME?!

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I JUST THOUGHT THEY SAW SOMETHING FUNNY!

No, no, no! I don't like toenails, so you can't do it! Plus, I'm so much prettier! And, like, I'm totally awesome if I got my chip out!

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YEAH, A STUPID GIRL WHO DOESN'T KNOW THAT EXPLODING ZOMBIES ARE APPROACHING!!!

Then hurry up and get your chip out and stop dying in battle, otherwise I'll start calling you Kisling and you'll start stalking girls and grow a mustache!!!

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT LAUGHING MEANS EXPLODING ZOMBIES?!

Nooooooooooooooooooo!