(no subject)

Sep 30, 2008 17:09


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

GAZE UPON MY MALICE, LOWLY WORMS!! I, EVIL KING STAN, HAVE JUST ABDUCTED A GOOD PORTION OF YOUR MEDICAL SUPPLIES AND A HELPLESS YOUNG WOMAN!!!! THAT'S RIGHT! YOUR DEAR....

[Stan pauses then turns away from the communicator. There's the sound of a door creaking open, and both voices that follow are a small distance away from the recorder.]

What's your name again?

Jenny.

[Sound of a door slamming shut, and then lol Stan's back! In the background, one can distinctly hear Jenny pounding on the door and her muffled protests.]

JENNY! JENNY IS NOW IN MY EVIL POSSESSION! Why? BECAUSE I CAN!! MUAHAHAHA!!!

Oh, and your clinic is no longer in the auditorium. Get used to it. Hehehehehe. Good work, Sitar Slave. I expect you and Linda to be quite content in your new surroundings. JUST HURRY UP AND START SPREADING MY EVIL PROPOGANDA!!

I should probably find Slave soon too. IF ANYONE SEES A SCRAWNY, SICKLY LOOKING PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A HUMAN TEENAGER LYING AROUND IN SOME RANDOM HALLWAY, LET ME KNOW. IF HE IS UNCONCIOUS, JUST SLAP HIM A FEW TIMES. That usually does the trick.

Where was I...? Oh, right. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Previous post Next post
Up