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Jul 23, 2008 00:27

 For once, it isn't me. Damnit!!!

Slaves, stay at the ready. If my guess is right, this won't be a simple power struggle.

Don't interfere with me and I won't interfere with you. Is that clear? I've been beyond patient with you so far, you realize. I'm not all about poisons and disfigurements.

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[locked to Stan] wretched_son July 23 2008, 04:36:15 UTC
She wanted to meet Mother.

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[locked to Walter] [1/2] eviltriumphs July 23 2008, 04:48:21 UTC
She...?

...Bubbly Annoyance.

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[locked to Walter] [2/3] I LIED also cruise control caps eviltriumphs July 23 2008, 04:57:10 UTC
YOU FILTHY TRASH-HOBO TERROR STEALING BASTARD.

THAT'S IT. NOT ONLY HAVE YOU ONCE AGAIN UPSTAGED YOURSELF IN MY RIGHTFUL SPOTLIGHT, BUT YOU'VE ELIMINATED ONE OF MY SLAVES! ONE OF THE WILLING SLAVES!! DAMNIT ALL, AS BRAIN DEAD AND IRREVOCABLY IRRITATING AS SHE WAS, SHE WAS USEFUL! SHE DIDN'T WANT TO MEET YOUR STINKING MOTHER, YOU FREAK!! SHE WANTED TO SERVE ME!!!

FIRST BELIOUNE, NOW YOU. Will the constant thiefs to my throne never END?!?! Now, knowing this stupid place, all of her abilities will be gone when she returns! GONE, DO YOU HEAR ME?! She could've healed one of my other Slaves in battle, or used one her charms or that weird kissing fire spell! BUT NO. YOU HAD TO GO AND CREATE A GIANT FUCKING ROAD BLOCK IN MY CONQUEST!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S GOING TO TAKE ME TO REVERSE THIS SORT OF DAMAGE?!?! TOO LONG! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR MOTHER ISSUES, I HAVE A WORLD TO CONQUER AND YOU'VE JUST KILLED ONE OF MY SLAVES!!!

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[locked to Stan] wretched_son July 23 2008, 05:00:40 UTC
Ah. Could it be that you care, Stan?

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[1/2] eviltriumphs July 23 2008, 05:02:27 UTC
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[locked to Walter] [2/2] eviltriumphs July 23 2008, 05:04:26 UTC
Not especially. I'm more pissed off that you've ONCE AGAIN stolen the collective horror I deserve and have destroyed one of my most useful tools.

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[locked to Stan] wretched_son July 23 2008, 05:06:24 UTC
She will come back, in due time. Just not as you expect.

If it bothers you so, attain a new comrade.

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[locked to Walter] eviltriumphs July 23 2008, 05:15:33 UTC
Oh isn't that just peachy.

SHE WAS IRREPLACEABLE, YOU STUPID, STUPID HOBO!!! From my own world thus containing knowledge of both my ambitions and how to attain them? Check. Forever influenced by a taste of my power? Check. Useful abilities, fighting experience, and a violent streak? Check. Undying loyalty? As annoying as her way of showing devotion may be, check.

THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD EVEN POSSIBLY FILL HER ROLE IS THAT WEIRDO BIG BULL, AND HE'S NOT EVEN HERE!

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[locked to Stan] wretched_son July 23 2008, 05:26:51 UTC
Goodness. You certainly didn't seem to be utilizing her very well. She was so eager to meet Mother.

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[locked to Walter] eviltriumphs July 23 2008, 05:38:17 UTC
She'd be eager to meet a ferret if you put enough hype into it.

I DIDN'T GET TO UTILIZE HER YET BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BUSY WITH TRYING TO REPAIR ARI AND NOW I NEVER WILL!!

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[locked to Walter] [3/3] eviltriumphs July 23 2008, 05:00:41 UTC
You. Will. Suffer.

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