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[eviltriumphs]

[Stans sounds pretty congested, and every once in a while his speech is interrupted by a sneeze or cough]

Uuuuugh. I'm staring into the face of hell itself right now. Four days. Four days I've been suffering!! I DON'T CARE IF THE DOCTOR ISN'T RESPONSIBLE, I AM STILL HOLDING YOU ACCOUNTABLE AND I WILL FIND YO--- ooooooohhACHOO!

...[sniffle]

Comments

[tracesofpoison]

Oh dear, you're sick? Poor thing.

[eviltriumphs]

FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO ACKNOWLEDGES THE EXTENT OF MY SUFFERING! It feels as though my skull is going to split apart from the pressure!!

1/2

[tracesofpoison]

Oh no- how terrible!

[tracesofpoison]

Let me take care of you, sir. I wouldn't be able to stand letting you suffer like this.

[1/2]

[eviltriumphs]

You're actually offering your servitude?!

[2/2]

[eviltriumphs]

HAHA EXCELLENT! This is the dawn of an interesting era, woman. Though your blind kindness is mildly repulsive, recognizing me as the most important person to serve has granted you some immunity to my wrath. If you prove useful, you'll be my new female slave.

[tracesofpoison]

...

I live to serve where I can, sir.

[eviltriumphs]

...You're like James with an abundance of estrogen. JACKPOT.

And now you serve me, hahahahaha!!!