Oh, the humanity!
Marge, I ripped my pants! The only pants that understand my complex hiney!
Homer Simpson, Episode HABF05, "My Fair Laddy"
Today, I learned that there will be a shortage of Lululemon yoga pants. The company will be recalling some of their black luon pants because they were too sheer when worn. I am sure that Lecherman is quite disappointed; now Dance Fit will be considerably less interesting for him. The yummy mummiez in the 'hood are also quite distressed; now what will they wear to loiter around Starbucks when they're tired of pushing their offspring in Hummer-sized strollers?
I would be interested in seeing how much a pair is going to sell for on eBay. Apparently, Lululemon is (or maybe was?) cool about people reselling on eBay; I was in there once when this woman came in, scooped up an armful of these small gym bags (they usually bring them out around Christmas), and explicitly told the salesperson that she was going to resell them on eBay.
Homer Simpson, Episode HABF05, "My Fair Laddy"
Today, I learned that there will be a shortage of Lululemon yoga pants. The company will be recalling some of their black luon pants because they were too sheer when worn. I am sure that Lecherman is quite disappointed; now Dance Fit will be considerably less interesting for him. The yummy mummiez in the 'hood are also quite distressed; now what will they wear to loiter around Starbucks when they're tired of pushing their offspring in Hummer-sized strollers?
I would be interested in seeing how much a pair is going to sell for on eBay. Apparently, Lululemon is (or maybe was?) cool about people reselling on eBay; I was in there once when this woman came in, scooped up an armful of these small gym bags (they usually bring them out around Christmas), and explicitly told the salesperson that she was going to resell them on eBay.