taken from april 10th's battle creek enquirer:
A woman, 51, was arrested and a warrant is being sought for her husband, 51, after they argued over ice cream in the first block of Highway Street about 5:19 p.m. Saturday.
IT'S FRICKEN ICE CREAM! omg! that's hilarious! who really would want to print that? what on earth are we coming too?
also....
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060410/ap_on_fe_st/trillion_dollar_phone_bill;_ylt=AnCqn_tPxY3gtTerktb3IMGs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3b2NibDltBHNlYwM3MTY- uh-huh, who was this dead man calling to make a $215 trillion dollar bill?