I haven't done anything really O_o in a while, have I
I was shoving shit around my bookshelf cleaning just now when I came across the condom from first year. I'd never gotten around to water-ballooning anyone, come think of it. On a whim I opened it. On another whim I smelled it and was olfactorily (that's not a word, is it) transported to my lab, with its formaldehyde'd and buffered embryos. I...am chalking it up to the latex having expired, because otherwise IDEK.