girly man

[evilstickboy]

So there I am driving along boppin my head to some tough ass misistry song, when all of a sudden SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a giant satanic evil huntsman spider from the bowels of hell jumps at me, fangs glistering in the hot sun ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!!!!! DEATH POISON HATE EVIL KILL KILL KILL!!! this thing was out for my sweet sweet nectar blood goo

Marc Jumps into action by slamming the car in park, getting out and calling my dad.

I am so pathetic.