i aim to please
at present time i am:
not wearing socks
bored as hell (and i wanna get ill...)
scratching a mosquito bite on my foot, hence the no socks deal
contemplating the weekend that lies before me
FRIDAY: lets get everyone together to watch, are you paying attention miss williams? WIERY SPINDELL! a treat and a half, let me tell you.
LOCATION my house
TIME eightish-nineish
DRESS CODE COME AS YOUR FAVOURITE WASHED UP CELEBRITY. you will not be granted entry unless i see some meredith baxter birneys or some bronson pinchots. (the dress code has nothing in common with the topic of the film...i just want to see everyone make asses of themselves)
SATURDAY: family pig roast/reunion. my extended family thinks any huge event deserves some animal roasting on a spit for hours. it will be nice to see where my mom spent her summers as a kid.
SATURDAY EVENING PART DEUX: that evening possibly a jazzy one to celebrate lovely laura's birthday.
SUNDAY: drunken stupour evening. just ask gasping_guppie for details on this. if she likes you you're in like white on rice.
oh you can tell i'm tired and bored 'cause i'm using the cliched/old fogey metaphors and lingo.
not wearing socks
bored as hell (and i wanna get ill...)
scratching a mosquito bite on my foot, hence the no socks deal
contemplating the weekend that lies before me
FRIDAY: lets get everyone together to watch, are you paying attention miss williams? WIERY SPINDELL! a treat and a half, let me tell you.
LOCATION my house
TIME eightish-nineish
DRESS CODE COME AS YOUR FAVOURITE WASHED UP CELEBRITY. you will not be granted entry unless i see some meredith baxter birneys or some bronson pinchots. (the dress code has nothing in common with the topic of the film...i just want to see everyone make asses of themselves)
SATURDAY: family pig roast/reunion. my extended family thinks any huge event deserves some animal roasting on a spit for hours. it will be nice to see where my mom spent her summers as a kid.
SATURDAY EVENING PART DEUX: that evening possibly a jazzy one to celebrate lovely laura's birthday.
SUNDAY: drunken stupour evening. just ask gasping_guppie for details on this. if she likes you you're in like white on rice.
oh you can tell i'm tired and bored 'cause i'm using the cliched/old fogey metaphors and lingo.