it was a dark and gloomy night....

[evilshelly]

Oh, wait, no. That's just morning, via daylight savings. which sucks.

and I totally forgot I had a load of clothes in the washer. that too is daylight savings' fault. because of the bad stuff it does to my brain. ya know...mental acuity levels drop and shit. yep.

man. if somebody tells me to 'smile' on my way to work, I am going to punch them in the throat.