Body Swap: Post 1

[evilsexmonkey]

I forget sometimes what being human feels like. It's been a bit of awhile since I put effort into trying to be human after all. Seems I've gotten a chance to revisit that idea, at least for now.

Comments

[narcisticmokuba]

Your post just added an extra amount of creepy to an already horrifying day.

Do you happen to be in my human body? Or have you seen me?

[evilsexmonkey]

Uh... sorry? I know what I said is weird, but I didn't realize it was that weird.

Nope on both accounts. I'll let you know if I do.

[narcisticmokuba]

Well it was, which I suppose shouldn't be surprising since you're you. Or, well, sort of you since Mahaado is you now. Something like that...you know what I mean.

Damn, okay. I guess I'll have to send my people searching then.

[evilsexmonkey]

Yeah, get what you mean. Does go a bit beyond 'normal' Domino-weirdness, true.

Can you still get them to listen to you while in Seto's body? Hmm... come to think of it, you think maybe he's in your body since you're in his? That's how it seemed to work last time something like this happened.

[narcisticmokuba]

Hmm, good point. Well if need be I'll find his people and have them search for me. And fucking hell I hope he's not in my body.

[evilsexmonkey]

Is there someone you'd like to be in your body?

[narcisticmokuba]

No, not particularly. I mean if I had a choice and it had to be done I could probably make some sort of decision, but I can tell you my brother wouldn't be anywhere on the list.

[morecashthanyou]

Too bad for you, then.

Perhaps I'll start by getting you a tattoo . . .

[narcisticmokuba]

Don't you dare!!! I hate the one I already have. Don't fuck with my body, Seto, or you'll regret it.

[morecashthanyou]

You stay away from my clothes, I'll stay away from tattoo parlors. Deal?

[narcisticmokuba]

I'll keep the clothes you have in the closet, but that doesn't mean I have to wear them while I'm in this body.

[morecashthanyou]

Fair enough. Don't make me look like a fairy.

[narcisticmokuba]

Oh hell, there goes my perfect fashion idea of buying glitter shirts and a tutu.

[morecashthanyou]

Are you completely dense? I have an image to maintain, and that image does not involve looking like a fruit.

[narcisticmokuba]

Fuck you. The way I dress is just fine.

[morecashthanyou]

Your clothes look like you stole them from Jai Rodriguez. Don't tell me they're fine.