Good Lessons

Sep 11, 2005 15:48

Lesson #1
Don't get hit by flying fruit:

Shaun threw a small apple at me. Now I have a bruise high up on the back of my leg. I in turn threw it back and put a welt on the back of his leg. It was awesome.

Lesson #2
Don't drive today:
The roads are flooded with stupid people today. On my way home from getting gas I encountered a traffic backup at the airport road / highway 99 intersection. The whole section was shut down.
It looked like I wasn't gonna get out of traffic for a while until I saw people being diverted through the jack in the box parking lot. I needed to head that way so I was in luck. One I got into the lot the cops closed it off for a few minutes. This was so the emergency chopper could take off. It was kinda cool seeing a medic helicopter take off from about 30 feet away. I am really curious about how bad of an accident it was. 8 patrol cars, 3 ambulance vehicles, and a chopper. Damn.

Lesson #3
Don't shave beard without trimming it down first. It hurts like hell.
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