It's a military open mic night!
Subject from Friday night's show at the Knitting Factory...the Trachtenberg Family Slideshow Players.
I know, I haven't updated a while. Nothing very interesting to report hmmm...I have a shitload of students this semester, but not as many hours because the little pricks are mostly taking half-hour lessons. So, more work, more faces/names to remember, about 25 a week to be exact, but not more money. Blarg.
This is also that magical last semester wherein I receive my Master of Arts, and, ostensibly, merrily skip off down the long golden road to success. This is too stressful to think about, so how about a stupid meme, eh?
[The rest of the entry has been rated Rish, by moi.]
Five sexy pleasures, stolen from katherinemorrow
1. Sex wearing nothing but tall boots.
--Sometimes a short skirt with the boots is nice as well, especially for lap-straddling-on-a-chair sex but let's keep it simple. Besides, those damn boots take forever to unlace, by the time the guy gets done, I'll most likely hate him.
2. Nipple fondling, various.
--I don't like hard biting, but a small amount, in combination with mostly sucking, is not only very pleasurable, but probably also too much information for you people.
3. Having my ass grabbed.
--Sex or not. I mean, it's such a nice ass! But during sex I must have a hand on my ass cheek, preferrably my partner's, and preferrably my left cheek.
4. Extremely slow sex. NOT mechanical. I had a partner who, when I would say I wasn't in the mood, liked to beg, "Please, I'll just put it in, that's all!" I almost always gave in, and this would always turn into sex, that started almost imperceptibly slow, and innocent, and would become almost bed-breaking. He caould always get me with that one, and we both knew it.
5. Photography/videotaping are ALLOWED!
--Is this weird? I think I have nudie pictures of everyone I've slept with. I like photographing us during sex. If it's mechanically possible, video with sound is good. No faces, just where the bodies meet. Oh god, this is turning me on right now hahahaha.
Ok, you all is tagged, especially you, katchan!
Whoo! Ok, next topic. In reference to #4 up there...if any of you fine people happen to score a February issue of Glamour, yours truly is featured on I think p.154. Please don't ask me who the guy is in the picture, at least not in a pulic forum, such as this. Suffice it to say, this picture could be very damning if it were to get around to the wrong people. But I had to share, as it is a damn cute picture.
Oh, I will be in NOLA for Mardi Gras!!!!! I get there Saturday the 25th, and stay till the following Thursday. So peasantlass, you know what this means, right? Eye raping for YOU! I'll be sure to wear a skirt with an elastic waistband. Count me into any parade fun that's happening after about 3 p.m. on the 25th. "SUCKY SUCKY!...oh shit, we're at a red light, roll up the windows!!"
I will leave you all with a snippet from a recent AIM conversation with my mutant friend Mikey. And mind you, this is just a snippet!
(16:33:25) painsteak1: i will destroy you
(16:33:35) painsteak1: i mean, lol, what are you doing today?
(16:33:48) MikeyFreedomHart: ROFLMAO just hanging out and watching some brutal porn
(16:34:20) painsteak1: ah very nice. fine family fun. i watched deliverance last night. it had a little brutal porn
(16:34:27) MikeyFreedomHart: haha
(16:35:20) MikeyFreedomHart: that's exactly the kind of porn i'm watching
(16:37:04) painsteak1: toothless butt rape. i understand. i had a hard time not whacking off while watching it
(16:37:24) MikeyFreedomHart: it's not as hot as buttless tooth rape
(16:38:47) painsteak1: so, so, true. wow, i was on the phone as i typed that, and didnt realize it was typing "so, so rape"
(16:38:58) MikeyFreedomHart: hahaha
(16:39:24) painsteak1: "omg that guy is, like, SO rape, it's like, not even funny"
(16:39:46) MikeyFreedomHart: you talking about grandpa?
(16:40:01) painsteak1: grandpa is the new black
I know, I haven't updated a while. Nothing very interesting to report hmmm...I have a shitload of students this semester, but not as many hours because the little pricks are mostly taking half-hour lessons. So, more work, more faces/names to remember, about 25 a week to be exact, but not more money. Blarg.
This is also that magical last semester wherein I receive my Master of Arts, and, ostensibly, merrily skip off down the long golden road to success. This is too stressful to think about, so how about a stupid meme, eh?
[The rest of the entry has been rated Rish, by moi.]
Five sexy pleasures, stolen from katherinemorrow
1. Sex wearing nothing but tall boots.
--Sometimes a short skirt with the boots is nice as well, especially for lap-straddling-on-a-chair sex but let's keep it simple. Besides, those damn boots take forever to unlace, by the time the guy gets done, I'll most likely hate him.
2. Nipple fondling, various.
--I don't like hard biting, but a small amount, in combination with mostly sucking, is not only very pleasurable, but probably also too much information for you people.
3. Having my ass grabbed.
--Sex or not. I mean, it's such a nice ass! But during sex I must have a hand on my ass cheek, preferrably my partner's, and preferrably my left cheek.
4. Extremely slow sex. NOT mechanical. I had a partner who, when I would say I wasn't in the mood, liked to beg, "Please, I'll just put it in, that's all!" I almost always gave in, and this would always turn into sex, that started almost imperceptibly slow, and innocent, and would become almost bed-breaking. He caould always get me with that one, and we both knew it.
5. Photography/videotaping are ALLOWED!
--Is this weird? I think I have nudie pictures of everyone I've slept with. I like photographing us during sex. If it's mechanically possible, video with sound is good. No faces, just where the bodies meet. Oh god, this is turning me on right now hahahaha.
Ok, you all is tagged, especially you, katchan!
Whoo! Ok, next topic. In reference to #4 up there...if any of you fine people happen to score a February issue of Glamour, yours truly is featured on I think p.154. Please don't ask me who the guy is in the picture, at least not in a pulic forum, such as this. Suffice it to say, this picture could be very damning if it were to get around to the wrong people. But I had to share, as it is a damn cute picture.
Oh, I will be in NOLA for Mardi Gras!!!!! I get there Saturday the 25th, and stay till the following Thursday. So peasantlass, you know what this means, right? Eye raping for YOU! I'll be sure to wear a skirt with an elastic waistband. Count me into any parade fun that's happening after about 3 p.m. on the 25th. "SUCKY SUCKY!...oh shit, we're at a red light, roll up the windows!!"
I will leave you all with a snippet from a recent AIM conversation with my mutant friend Mikey. And mind you, this is just a snippet!
(16:33:25) painsteak1: i will destroy you
(16:33:35) painsteak1: i mean, lol, what are you doing today?
(16:33:48) MikeyFreedomHart: ROFLMAO just hanging out and watching some brutal porn
(16:34:20) painsteak1: ah very nice. fine family fun. i watched deliverance last night. it had a little brutal porn
(16:34:27) MikeyFreedomHart: haha
(16:35:20) MikeyFreedomHart: that's exactly the kind of porn i'm watching
(16:37:04) painsteak1: toothless butt rape. i understand. i had a hard time not whacking off while watching it
(16:37:24) MikeyFreedomHart: it's not as hot as buttless tooth rape
(16:38:47) painsteak1: so, so, true. wow, i was on the phone as i typed that, and didnt realize it was typing "so, so rape"
(16:38:58) MikeyFreedomHart: hahaha
(16:39:24) painsteak1: "omg that guy is, like, SO rape, it's like, not even funny"
(16:39:46) MikeyFreedomHart: you talking about grandpa?
(16:40:01) painsteak1: grandpa is the new black