... corduroy suede.
I can't wrap my head around the two words juxtaposed together: corduroy and suede.
And it came to me in the form of a shoe:
The Clarks Wallabee Ribbed Suede Boots
And yeah, a little nurse Misaki thrown in for WTFHAXFTFW good measure.
I really want a pair of these. These are my new dream non-sneaker shoes.