Boy you're just a stupid bitch, and girl you're just a no good dick!
Arghhh I hate knowing that boy X likes girl X and that girl X likes someone else. And all this time I think I'm making progress with boy X but really he's too obsessed with girl X to notice my progress. So fuck you. Fuck both of you. I'm sick of this shit, and I think I'm just gonna jump on the next guy who wants me because its useless trying to be his girl.