I think all recipes should be written like this
Pour some scotch into a glass.
Add a bunch of ice.
Slowly top off with cranberry juice.
-Don't mix-
and yes, use the cheap scotch if you can, but don't be ridiculous cheap, you want to get laid not watch a blow lunch parade. This could be your chance to use up that old bottle of scotch that your cheap ass friend with no taste gave you for Christmas. This drink is stunning, the colors alone are an aphrodisiac, the chicks will love this drink! You keep serving up these beauties and you will get some.
Add a bunch of ice.
Slowly top off with cranberry juice.
-Don't mix-
and yes, use the cheap scotch if you can, but don't be ridiculous cheap, you want to get laid not watch a blow lunch parade. This could be your chance to use up that old bottle of scotch that your cheap ass friend with no taste gave you for Christmas. This drink is stunning, the colors alone are an aphrodisiac, the chicks will love this drink! You keep serving up these beauties and you will get some.