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"Orochi" Ryan Hart - Broken Backs and Bloody Knuckles (V was here) says:
*spunks in jordan's drink*
I told her bout my vision, but she laughed in my face says:
*quaffs the rest* * pauses, rereading your reply* *eyes widen slightly* *vomits* "I thought you said you spiked my drink! Damn you, wishful thinking-"
"Orochi" Ryan Hart - Broken Backs and Bloody Knuckles (V was here) says:
*hands him another glass* don't worry, it's spiked this time
I told her bout my vision, but she laughed in my face says:
woot! *snatches and quaffs it*
"Orochi" Ryan Hart - Broken Backs and Bloody Knuckles (V was here) says:
with your dog's spunk
I told her bout my vision, but she laughed in my face says:
*sprays the contents of his mouth all over ryan, followed closely with projectile vomit*
"Orochi" Ryan Hart - Broken Backs and Bloody Knuckles (V was here) says:
Ah... it was worth getting him twice with it atleast
I told her bout my vision, but she laughed in my face says:
*long pause* how did you get my dogs spunk when he's been dead for at least 5 years? *long pause* *slowly begins to back away from ryan*
"Orochi" Ryan Hart - Broken Backs and Bloody Knuckles (V was here) says:
thank my brother for that
I told her bout my vision, but she laughed in my face says:
i'll thank him as soon as i can find somewhere to find some where to buy discount black market firearms. so, boxing day... that is... assuming i've been good all year. That motherfucker santa better be dishin out the firepower in spades for all the good i've done the world...
*spunks in jordan's drink*
I told her bout my vision, but she laughed in my face says:
*quaffs the rest* * pauses, rereading your reply* *eyes widen slightly* *vomits* "I thought you said you spiked my drink! Damn you, wishful thinking-"
"Orochi" Ryan Hart - Broken Backs and Bloody Knuckles (V was here) says:
*hands him another glass* don't worry, it's spiked this time
I told her bout my vision, but she laughed in my face says:
woot! *snatches and quaffs it*
"Orochi" Ryan Hart - Broken Backs and Bloody Knuckles (V was here) says:
with your dog's spunk
I told her bout my vision, but she laughed in my face says:
*sprays the contents of his mouth all over ryan, followed closely with projectile vomit*
"Orochi" Ryan Hart - Broken Backs and Bloody Knuckles (V was here) says:
Ah... it was worth getting him twice with it atleast
I told her bout my vision, but she laughed in my face says:
*long pause* how did you get my dogs spunk when he's been dead for at least 5 years? *long pause* *slowly begins to back away from ryan*
"Orochi" Ryan Hart - Broken Backs and Bloody Knuckles (V was here) says:
thank my brother for that
I told her bout my vision, but she laughed in my face says:
i'll thank him as soon as i can find somewhere to find some where to buy discount black market firearms. so, boxing day... that is... assuming i've been good all year. That motherfucker santa better be dishin out the firepower in spades for all the good i've done the world...