Another saturday morning with Brendon on msn

Nov 16, 2004 17:10

EvilPenguinKing says:
Hobo spiders you say?

I know this guy who almost got his penis bit off by a hobo spider says:
yep the hobo spiders are trying to kill steve

EvilPenguinKing says:
damn those little bastards
why they be trying to kill steve?

I know this guy who almost got his penis bit off by a hobo spider says:
dunno, hes been bit 4 times
little fuckers are out for blood

EvilPenguinKing says:
damn man, get some raid! heh

I know this guy who almost got his penis bit off by a hobo spider says:
You know, we looked for some yesterday but couldnt find ANY

EvilPenguinKing says:
well crap, hmm, little bastards are smarter then they seem ¬.¬

I know this guy who almost got his penis bit off by a hobo spider says:
sneaky little s.o.b.'s they is

EvilPenguinKing says:
they hid your raid so you couldn't spray them, ingenious

I know this guy who almost got his penis bit off by a hobo spider says:
not only did they hide our raid but they hid the raid at every store we checked

EvilPenguinKing says:
the plot thickens...

I know this guy who almost got his penis bit off by a hobo spider says:
it was wierd, not one damn store had raid

EvilPenguinKing says:
it's a conspiracy I tell's ya

I know this guy who almost got his penis bit off by a hobo spider says:
damn rights, the spiders are working to move gainst the world

EvilPenguinKing says:
there must be a way to stop them, but how!? *ponders*

I know this guy who almost got his penis bit off by a hobo spider says:
nukes

EvilPenguinKing says:
too messy, all that fallout and such

I know this guy who almost got his penis bit off by a hobo spider says:
only way to really be sure

EvilPenguinKing says:
yes, but if they did manage to survive, they could mutate, and become even smarter, and harder to kill, we wouldn't want that, would we?

I know this guy who almost got his penis bit off by a hobo spider says:
a chance im willing to take

EvilPenguinKing says:
hope you got a shotgun handy for when they mutate

I know this guy who almost got his penis bit off by a hobo spider says:
somethings you just have to do with your bare hands

EvilPenguinKing says:
personally, I'd never wish to touch the bloody creatures

I know this guy who almost got his penis bit off by a hobo spider says:
if they were big enough I could wrastle them I could deal

EvilPenguinKing says:
I'd pay to see it, course, I'd also like to have a shotgun handy, just incase they tried to swarm ya

I know this guy who almost got his penis bit off by a hobo spider says:
its be like bloodsport all over
kumite! kumite! kumite!

EvilPenguinKing says:
entertainment for sure

I know this guy who almost got his penis bit off by a hobo spider says:
i shall own I R HAXOR
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