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wow i like the new lj page design pretty cool, easy to navigate and shit.
I havent updated in a long time. I gotta tell you people what not to do when you go to the airport:
1. If people arent acknowledging your presence do not wave your arms or flail around. Sure it will get people's attention but the people whose attentions you get will think you are either (1)Insane, resulting in a little call to security (2)an international terrorist bent on blowing up some planes (3)or just plain stupid.
2. If youre looking for someone in the airport and proceed to describe them do not using vague terms or describe completely unnoticeable illnesses for example, "hes an old guy, about my height, and he has Alzheimer's." seriously know, how the fuck am i supposed to know if a guy has Alzheimer's its completely unnoticeable unless you talk to the person and he/she mentions it or can't seem to remember certain things while they speak. Also your in an airport, where thousands and THOUSANDS of people pass through every day, meaning that hundreds of people, including many many old people with grey hair, could be standing in luggage claim at any given time, your telling me that your friend is old and has grey hair is like telling me that your friend is an arab with black hair in dearborn.
3. Dont ask me if i work at the airport. Oh god yes i love wearing an ugly blue vest, which says prospect AIRPORT!!! services. Oh and the name tag i wear thats just there in case i forget my name.
4. Dont ask me where flight xxxx is at (for you folk of lesser mind xxxx could be any number). "Hmmmmm, let me see flight xxxx, i know i memorized all 1000 of todays flights and destinations and there respective gate numbers."
5. Dont get pissed at me when you dont understand the simple fourth grade level vocabulary and golden book sentence structure i use when i give you directions.
6. Dont get pissed at me if said directions got fucked up in your head in the 10 sec it took you to get twenty feet away from me. Don't speak your stupidity may effect others around you.
Ok im tired of talking about the airport i shall finish this another day. First off id like to say turn your computers toward true north and let them sit overnight if they cease to function!!! They will align their polarity with the poles and will be working good as new when you turn them on!!!
Sorry if that didnt entertain you only the one who possesses the ancient circuit city story telling skills can recapture the hilarity.
Im going to see Thrice October 19th!!! wooo!!!
lazinesss.....borednesss.........School: I like my classes i dont do anything and i hardly get any homework....goodbye.
I havent updated in a long time. I gotta tell you people what not to do when you go to the airport:
1. If people arent acknowledging your presence do not wave your arms or flail around. Sure it will get people's attention but the people whose attentions you get will think you are either (1)Insane, resulting in a little call to security (2)an international terrorist bent on blowing up some planes (3)or just plain stupid.
2. If youre looking for someone in the airport and proceed to describe them do not using vague terms or describe completely unnoticeable illnesses for example, "hes an old guy, about my height, and he has Alzheimer's." seriously know, how the fuck am i supposed to know if a guy has Alzheimer's its completely unnoticeable unless you talk to the person and he/she mentions it or can't seem to remember certain things while they speak. Also your in an airport, where thousands and THOUSANDS of people pass through every day, meaning that hundreds of people, including many many old people with grey hair, could be standing in luggage claim at any given time, your telling me that your friend is old and has grey hair is like telling me that your friend is an arab with black hair in dearborn.
3. Dont ask me if i work at the airport. Oh god yes i love wearing an ugly blue vest, which says prospect AIRPORT!!! services. Oh and the name tag i wear thats just there in case i forget my name.
4. Dont ask me where flight xxxx is at (for you folk of lesser mind xxxx could be any number). "Hmmmmm, let me see flight xxxx, i know i memorized all 1000 of todays flights and destinations and there respective gate numbers."
5. Dont get pissed at me when you dont understand the simple fourth grade level vocabulary and golden book sentence structure i use when i give you directions.
6. Dont get pissed at me if said directions got fucked up in your head in the 10 sec it took you to get twenty feet away from me. Don't speak your stupidity may effect others around you.
Ok im tired of talking about the airport i shall finish this another day. First off id like to say turn your computers toward true north and let them sit overnight if they cease to function!!! They will align their polarity with the poles and will be working good as new when you turn them on!!!
Sorry if that didnt entertain you only the one who possesses the ancient circuit city story telling skills can recapture the hilarity.
Im going to see Thrice October 19th!!! wooo!!!
lazinesss.....borednesss.........School: I like my classes i dont do anything and i hardly get any homework....goodbye.