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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I gave drunken_piper a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In April I gave lykomancer a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday I gave alchemistx a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I donated bone marrow to kyrakitty in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Wednesday I pushed sporkbotic in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been nice (318 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
evilnflightless
Second letter...
Dear Santa... I think I just deserve a Puppy... because I apparantly need points deducted for smoking reifer because dont remember doing any of that shit!!! ;)
OMG Im sorry spork!! I was drunk I swear!!