A funny from my wife
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man
Elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, West Virginia, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana,
Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped
off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale
Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, West Virginia, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana,
Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped
off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale
Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.