My boss is a cruel, cruel man.
At lunch today he went out shopping and brought back a box of
kitchen sink cookies. So called because they have pretty much everything but the kitchen sink in them. Chocolate, nuts, dried fruit, the whole nine.
"Want one? You know you want one. Here, I'll split one with you. I'll take half. See? That half is yours. Mmmm..."
But I somehow resisted.
Go me!