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Jun 16, 2009 12:40

We totally broke this dudes leg last night.

and he was a jackass.

Me and jeff were ready to beat some ass when the dude got audie in a head lock.

i had to fortys duct taped to my hands.

meaning i can't use them.

he came out, screaming to take them off my hands.

I looked at him, and was like

"John, I physically cannot remove these, as they are duct taped"

and he just wanted to bash my brains in with a bottle.

tussle ensued. brok'd leg.

IT WAS BADASS.

and I totally shunned Twinkle, Lisa, Jeff, and Davey from my life last night.

and strangely enough. I feel good.

obtw. apparently he killed two people. and he told Audie he was going to come after me and Jeff when his leg was better.

PSYCHO KILLER WANTING TO KILL ME FTW.
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