http://www.2600online.com/et.html FUCK THAT GAME. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO!?
I collect black dots. WHY. IS IT CANDY!? NO, IT'S JUST A BLACK PIXEL.
AND WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I GET OUT OF HOLES PROPERLY. FURTHERMORE, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GOD DAMNED HOLES ANYWAY!? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. AND WHO THE HELL IS THAT GUY WHO KEEPS TAKING MY FORE MENTIONED BLACK DOTS? AND WHY DOES HE DROP ME IN HOLES, IF I HAVE NO FORE MENTIONED BLACK DOTS!?
AND WHO THE HELL IS THAT WHO KEEPS ARRESTING ME!? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ARREST E.T.!? AND YOU SUCK AT ARRESTING ME, CAUSE I CAN ESCAPE AND HIDE IN THE HOUSE ANYWAY.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THAT GAME!?
FUCK THAT GAME.