I may not know art... (backdated)
[Scene: Evil Mako's apartment. Everything is clean. Some of the dead plants have been cleared away and replaced with new, while the remaining are looking better. Various pots and pans in the kitchen are giving off a rather appitizing aroma (not that you can smell it :p). A painting of Sailor Jupiter is on the wall in the living room.
[EMako is on the phone and cooking at the same time. She's just gotten an answering machine.]
EMako: Rei-chan, are you there? Kuso! I'm getting sick of this! [mutters] I go MIA for a couple months and everyone starts ignoring me. [normal] Alright, fine, I'll tell the machine where I've been. *It* seems to care. Anyway, Aoshi kidnapped me to be his love slave. Quit laughing! I went along with it, because, well, EM was MIA, and you and EA seemed to be having fun spore-hunting without me, and, well, I never really got to be your love slave, so... anyway I went home with Aoshi and all that.
[EMako leaves her pots to fiddle on the computer]
EMako: It was fun for awhile, but then, when I suggested it was time to be getting back, he went berserk! Got his family in on keeping me prisoner. I didn't want to kill them, I mean, I loved Aoshi, but they wouldn't let me go. So I did it. Let me tell you, electrocution is a rather messy way to die. I mean, I got blood on the painting Aoshi painted of me. But, it's over. [She sighs] Looks like you guys have been busy without me. [wry grin] should I stay in school? Looks like you guys are going to need a lawyer soon. [sigh] Call me. Maybe I can join you guys on your next hunt.
[EMako is on the phone and cooking at the same time. She's just gotten an answering machine.]
EMako: Rei-chan, are you there? Kuso! I'm getting sick of this! [mutters] I go MIA for a couple months and everyone starts ignoring me. [normal] Alright, fine, I'll tell the machine where I've been. *It* seems to care. Anyway, Aoshi kidnapped me to be his love slave. Quit laughing! I went along with it, because, well, EM was MIA, and you and EA seemed to be having fun spore-hunting without me, and, well, I never really got to be your love slave, so... anyway I went home with Aoshi and all that.
[EMako leaves her pots to fiddle on the computer]
EMako: It was fun for awhile, but then, when I suggested it was time to be getting back, he went berserk! Got his family in on keeping me prisoner. I didn't want to kill them, I mean, I loved Aoshi, but they wouldn't let me go. So I did it. Let me tell you, electrocution is a rather messy way to die. I mean, I got blood on the painting Aoshi painted of me. But, it's over. [She sighs] Looks like you guys have been busy without me. [wry grin] should I stay in school? Looks like you guys are going to need a lawyer soon. [sigh] Call me. Maybe I can join you guys on your next hunt.