Bored....I came across this on the net and found it amusing...
I have compiled some really cute pick-up lines "a la goth" from the readers of the alt.gothic newsgroup. Although, I wouldn't actually try some of them! (You may get slapped, bitten, handcuffed, etc.)*giggle*
How did you get your hair to do that?
You look a lot like Winnona Ryder (Siouxsie Sioux, Edward Scissorhands, Morticia, Robert Smith, etc.)
Greetings, (bows down and tips hat) I'm Bob.
Excuse me Miss, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things I have on my list is...uhhhhmmmm....wierd chick.... If I don't get one soon, they won't let me pledge. So, if you're not busy could you come to the rush party with me tonight? I'd really appreciate it!
What does net.goth mean.....Hey, are you like into computers and stuff?
* Hi, my name is (name) and I'm into vampires, but only on alternate Wednesdays.
* So, you're a girl huh?
* Do you like food?
* Hey you, you in the black.
* Are you gay?
* Don't you hate it when people ask if you are gay?
* WORSHIP ME!
* What lovely eyes you have, I used to have some just like them.
* Aren't you (insert gothic singer here)?
* Didn't I go to your funeral?
* Pardon me, but my corset has come unlaced. Would you mind tightening it for me?
* Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?
* I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.
* Would you please come home with me and tie me up?
* You're mine......let's go.
* Blow me if I'm wrong but, you wanna fuck me.
* Wanna' go for a ride in my Porshe? It's black.
* Say something to scare me.
* Know anyplace to buy absinthe around here?
* I love your hair......It's black as tires.
* Is that blood or wine that you're having?
* Can I bum a clove?
* Are you male or female (does it really matter)?
* Do you have anything else pierced?
* Do you have anything else tattooed?
* Do you want to see my stone collection?
* What? Do you want one of us to come over there and bite you or something?
* Nice boots....are you a net.goth?
* Hey baby, your coffin or mine?
* Who's been nailing your coffin?
* Black is cool! Do you have any acid sweetheart?
* I fancy your neck
* Excuse me young lady, may I ask you a question? Were we burned at the stake as Agnostic Cathar Heretics by the Spanish Inquisition during intimately linked previous lives during the 12th century?
* So, are you going to talk to me or just continue to stare?
* Hi, if you swoon at my booted feet I'll buy you a drink.
* Go out with me or I'm going to have to kill us both.
* You've stolen my heart away. Luckily I have 3 or 4 more in the freezer.
* You should come home with me, we match.
* Wow, that outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh?
* Tell me, is your heart as cold and as black as your eyes?
* If I was to sleep with a heroine addict it would definately be you.
* No, no, no, what's your real name.
* You're calf muscles fall within acceptable parameters. Wanna' fuck.
* Why don't we get some wine, go to my place and read alt.gothic together.
* Are you neurotic too?
* Excuse me, but your viel is caught in my handcuffs.
* You could be the third love in my life (said with true sincerity). 'Cause first I'm inlove with myself, second I'm inlove with alchohol......third could be you. You could even work you're way up to second place when the bottles empty!
* Hi, I'm a necropheliac. How well can you play dead.
How did you get your hair to do that?
You look a lot like Winnona Ryder (Siouxsie Sioux, Edward Scissorhands, Morticia, Robert Smith, etc.)
Greetings, (bows down and tips hat) I'm Bob.
Excuse me Miss, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things I have on my list is...uhhhhmmmm....wierd chick.... If I don't get one soon, they won't let me pledge. So, if you're not busy could you come to the rush party with me tonight? I'd really appreciate it!
What does net.goth mean.....Hey, are you like into computers and stuff?
* Hi, my name is (name) and I'm into vampires, but only on alternate Wednesdays.
* So, you're a girl huh?
* Do you like food?
* Hey you, you in the black.
* Are you gay?
* Don't you hate it when people ask if you are gay?
* WORSHIP ME!
* What lovely eyes you have, I used to have some just like them.
* Aren't you (insert gothic singer here)?
* Didn't I go to your funeral?
* Pardon me, but my corset has come unlaced. Would you mind tightening it for me?
* Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?
* I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.
* Would you please come home with me and tie me up?
* You're mine......let's go.
* Blow me if I'm wrong but, you wanna fuck me.
* Wanna' go for a ride in my Porshe? It's black.
* Say something to scare me.
* Know anyplace to buy absinthe around here?
* I love your hair......It's black as tires.
* Is that blood or wine that you're having?
* Can I bum a clove?
* Are you male or female (does it really matter)?
* Do you have anything else pierced?
* Do you have anything else tattooed?
* Do you want to see my stone collection?
* What? Do you want one of us to come over there and bite you or something?
* Nice boots....are you a net.goth?
* Hey baby, your coffin or mine?
* Who's been nailing your coffin?
* Black is cool! Do you have any acid sweetheart?
* I fancy your neck
* Excuse me young lady, may I ask you a question? Were we burned at the stake as Agnostic Cathar Heretics by the Spanish Inquisition during intimately linked previous lives during the 12th century?
* So, are you going to talk to me or just continue to stare?
* Hi, if you swoon at my booted feet I'll buy you a drink.
* Go out with me or I'm going to have to kill us both.
* You've stolen my heart away. Luckily I have 3 or 4 more in the freezer.
* You should come home with me, we match.
* Wow, that outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh?
* Tell me, is your heart as cold and as black as your eyes?
* If I was to sleep with a heroine addict it would definately be you.
* No, no, no, what's your real name.
* You're calf muscles fall within acceptable parameters. Wanna' fuck.
* Why don't we get some wine, go to my place and read alt.gothic together.
* Are you neurotic too?
* Excuse me, but your viel is caught in my handcuffs.
* You could be the third love in my life (said with true sincerity). 'Cause first I'm inlove with myself, second I'm inlove with alchohol......third could be you. You could even work you're way up to second place when the bottles empty!
* Hi, I'm a necropheliac. How well can you play dead.