B'day & banter...
Just joined the *30 reasons why a girl should call it a night* group, here are some of the comments on the page...
How to get rid of a man if you're drunk thread:
"i usually go with the Im gonna be sick line and do a couple of fake heaves
(ull never see them again) and on a side note every guy should have to
go to a gay club so they can see what it feels like to have some
drunk motherfucker breathing down ur neck and grabbin ur tits and wont go away!!!"
There are some good replies to some popular chat up lines (for guys thats the things you should never say to a girl):
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money
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HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!!
>
HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
>
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!
>
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
>
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
>
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
>
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
>
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
>
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
>
MAN: Where have you been all my life?
WOMAN: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: 'Do not enter'.
>
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
>
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
>
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams
my friend and i got these dudes to buy us drinks and then food. they thought we were gonna
go over to their house and the second they turned in their car we booked it through the light. i say use them for all they are worth and then ditch them. it's their choice to spend
the money and you never promised them shit.
--It's a great group :-)
Had birthday bash at wendyhouse, wasn't very "goth" in the main room so I got rather drunk and started having glowstick wars with my friend helen! Crashed at rich & colins and the fed me cheese toastie. Now got to get back in a dress in -40 temperatures! AGH!
Damn smoking ban means I was forced to go out in the rain for a cigarette, and because you can't bring drinks out with I left it under the fire extinguisher, as I thought then no one can nick/spike it. came back from the artic outside and some f**K had knocked over my beer!!
Still concerned as the tart with my ex has been hanging around and he's now
trying to get me arrested just for a NON-THREATENING phonecall...
How to get rid of a man if you're drunk thread:
"i usually go with the Im gonna be sick line and do a couple of fake heaves
(ull never see them again) and on a side note every guy should have to
go to a gay club so they can see what it feels like to have some
drunk motherfucker breathing down ur neck and grabbin ur tits and wont go away!!!"
There are some good replies to some popular chat up lines (for guys thats the things you should never say to a girl):
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money
>
HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!!
>
HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
>
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!
>
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
>
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
>
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
>
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
>
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
>
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
>
MAN: Where have you been all my life?
WOMAN: Hiding from you.
>
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
>
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
>
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: 'Do not enter'.
>
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
>
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
>
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams
my friend and i got these dudes to buy us drinks and then food. they thought we were gonna
go over to their house and the second they turned in their car we booked it through the light. i say use them for all they are worth and then ditch them. it's their choice to spend
the money and you never promised them shit.
--It's a great group :-)
Had birthday bash at wendyhouse, wasn't very "goth" in the main room so I got rather drunk and started having glowstick wars with my friend helen! Crashed at rich & colins and the fed me cheese toastie. Now got to get back in a dress in -40 temperatures! AGH!
Damn smoking ban means I was forced to go out in the rain for a cigarette, and because you can't bring drinks out with I left it under the fire extinguisher, as I thought then no one can nick/spike it. came back from the artic outside and some f**K had knocked over my beer!!
Still concerned as the tart with my ex has been hanging around and he's now
trying to get me arrested just for a NON-THREATENING phonecall...