Fuck me with a 6 foot broomstick sideways with a morning star on each end and rotating slowly.
Well..Im fucked. I have a job *yay*...I might have a car *yayay* but im homeless again! Supposedly I had wild sex on this womans couch and in her shower. Hmm...considering shes still a virgin O.o..I wonder how thats possible..anyway..yeah we did fool around in theshower but I actualy did take a shower while in there..a very cold one :). But hey to each their own..I wont hold it against her..although I AM taking my PS2 with me. Ph33r!! Anyhow yeah I gotta call my dad and beg him to letme stay with him..he prolly wont care but omg the horrors..him and his righteous ways. OY! Yeha..Im loving this...
omg this sucks..Im so fucking lost, I really dont know what Im going to do! Oh well..next time I get my hands on a computer Ill let you know what happened to me...If you dont hear from me..then im dead. No seriously..If I cant find a place to live I refuseto be a bum...I will straight blow my brains out or jump off a fucking bridge to keep myself from becoming a homeless bum. laterz and maybe good-bye.
--Mortimer
omg this sucks..Im so fucking lost, I really dont know what Im going to do! Oh well..next time I get my hands on a computer Ill let you know what happened to me...If you dont hear from me..then im dead. No seriously..If I cant find a place to live I refuseto be a bum...I will straight blow my brains out or jump off a fucking bridge to keep myself from becoming a homeless bum. laterz and maybe good-bye.
--Mortimer