"It's like bacon, just none of that nasty splattery fat"
Well everything is going well. I'm the Target overnight riser slut (hooray for my own stupidity). No big deal though, all the people I care to associate with at work are awesome. People are back to their cool, rational selves (and its awesome) , although the doll clone of Kellie was freakin creepy. Been hanging out with Monika again and it's awesome. She has no idea how happy she makes me. Just being around her is great. Smiles, hugs, pokes, and tickles are the usual regiment. Oh, lots of food too! She just broke up with her b/f like 2 after or so we started hanging out again. Oh man I found this awesome little japanese restaurant in Providence (Well the M found it) You have an option to sit on one of those raised floors, it's pretty wild! The food there is great and the sushi is exquisite. I love that word, I just get so few reasons to use it! But yeah hanging out and stuff is cool, God I love that girl.
but yeah on to what I'm most known for. I had a REALLY FUCKED UP DREAM last night! (I sleep during the day but whatever)Ready? Here it comes:
I was a vampire. Erign was a werewolf. And the two of us were parading around town laughing and killing anything that pleased us. I think we were drunk, It wouldnt surprise me any. But anyways here we were doing our thing and torturing people. Then we were at Target where she drops through the window in the ceiling above Receiving and the both of us laugh and slaughter everyone. We left and then comes the strange part. Apparently my brain thinks that werewolves go into heat like cats. In short, Erign went into heat. Needless to say, Im glad I could fly (lol!) Apparently my brain also thinks that people i the throes of sex can continue to pump away without their heads, As Erign in Lupine form would usually eat their heads. A week passed in my dream of nothing but her rampaging, raping, and face-chewing her way through people. We awoke in her old room, she was exhausted and very, very sore, and I was just drunk. She rolled over and said "What happened to last week?" I said, "Do you really wanna know?" and then I woke up giggling.
so yeah theres my dream. weird...
--Mortimer
P.S. INVITE ME OVER YOU BITCH!!! :-P
but yeah on to what I'm most known for. I had a REALLY FUCKED UP DREAM last night! (I sleep during the day but whatever)Ready? Here it comes:
I was a vampire. Erign was a werewolf. And the two of us were parading around town laughing and killing anything that pleased us. I think we were drunk, It wouldnt surprise me any. But anyways here we were doing our thing and torturing people. Then we were at Target where she drops through the window in the ceiling above Receiving and the both of us laugh and slaughter everyone. We left and then comes the strange part. Apparently my brain thinks that werewolves go into heat like cats. In short, Erign went into heat. Needless to say, Im glad I could fly (lol!) Apparently my brain also thinks that people i the throes of sex can continue to pump away without their heads, As Erign in Lupine form would usually eat their heads. A week passed in my dream of nothing but her rampaging, raping, and face-chewing her way through people. We awoke in her old room, she was exhausted and very, very sore, and I was just drunk. She rolled over and said "What happened to last week?" I said, "Do you really wanna know?" and then I woke up giggling.
so yeah theres my dream. weird...
--Mortimer
P.S. INVITE ME OVER YOU BITCH!!! :-P